#camp dayz

[mydearlovesqueerloves]

So my friend from England and I were walking in Walmart and we are looking for a padlock so we are in the hard wear section and he starts laughing

Me: What's so funny?

Friend from across the pond: do you guys have a different meaning for the word lube?

Me: Well it could mean what you think it means and it can also be used to slick up machinery

Friend from across the pond: So you lube up a wheel like you lube up a bum?

Me: * literally falls to the floor laughing*

[mydearlovesqueerloves]

So yesterday I told one of my kids that I had ESP because of the surgery on my leg and so I knew it was going to rain, and he was like oh I'll believe you when it does, and of course it did end up raining a ton yesterday afternoon and night by us. So today when I saw him I was showing him all my completed string bracelets and he immediately before I can get a word out goes "so those are your esp bracelets right? They help your esp work right?" So being the counselor that I am I told him he was correct and he spent the rest of dinner grilling me, and with each question I responded with "it's against esp code to reveal the answer to that" so by the end of dinner about half the table bought into it, lets see if we can get all of junior camp to believe it by the end of camp on Saturday :)

[mydearlovesqueerloves]

"Where does the phrase mind your p's and q's come from?" "I think it means mind your penis and... your queefs"