Fuck you.
Fuck Uni.
and Fuck Noosa.
This time next week I will be packed and ready to jet off to Melbourne for 9 days. FUCK to the YES CUNTS!
Oakesy and I will be reunited in an extravagant and emotional fashion before a filthy week of drinking copius amounts of alcohol, eating copius amounts of food, being offensive in public, cleavage related selfies and fucking shit up in general ensues.
Melbourne...I don't think you're ready.















