nightmare sanji anon here, if there are still spots open untill you close early may i also have Law overhearing reader confess her feelings but he doesn't believe it?
with a happy ending, please 🥲
Drinks and Terrible Timing
law x fem!reader
a/n: okay, I hope this is what you wanted, I didn't have many details so I did it my way aw
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The Polar Tang is louder than usual tonight since it’s Penguin’s birthday.
Someone put a ridiculous party hat on Bepo. Someone else put two party hats on Sachi. And somehow Ikkaku is winning an argument against both of them at the same time.
You honestly have no idea how that happened.
“I’m telling you, twenty candles is enough!” Ikkaku says.
“I’m twenty-eight!” Penguin complains.
“Exactly. Twenty is close enough.”
“That isn’t how birthdays work!”
Across the table, Law sighs “Can we eat before they start another war?”
“Captain has spoken!” Bepo announces.
Everyone cheers.
You smile and Law notices.
He notices everything, like when you skip breakfast because you worked late with him in the office, or like when you steal all the spicy food before anyone else can, or like when you're tired and quietly leaves coffee next to your seat without saying a word.
He notices everything, except apparently the fact that you’re hopelessly in love with him. Which is honestly rude of him.
Dinner goes by in noise and laughter.
Someone starts a drinking game and that someone loses immediately.
It’s probably Sachi, or it’s definitely Sachi.
By the time dessert arrives, your cheeks already feel warm, maybe from the alcohol, maybe from the way Law is sitting next to you or maybe both.
Bepo walks in carrying the cake with enough pride to make it look like he baked it himself “Happy birthday, Penguin!”
Bepo starts cutting the cake, then, naturally, he takes the first slice and walks toward Law “Captain gets the first piece!”
Law looks at the plate, then he takes it and immediately holds it out toward you “Here.”
Your brain stops working “...Me?”
“You like this flavor.”
Your hand reaches for the plate automatically and so your fingers brush his. Barely a tiny touch, but big enough to make your heart immediately try to escape your chest “T-Thanks.”
Law already looks away “Don't drop it.”
You stare at the cake and then at Law with a smile. Penguin squints at you saying in a mad whisper “It’s my birthday, I should get the first slice…”
Meanwhile Sachi squints at Law.
Ikkaku pinches the bridge of her nose.
Bepo smiles because Bepo believes in love.
You take a bite but you cannot taste anything because your soul has left your body.
Five minutes later you have another drink, then another and then another. Unfortunately alcohol doesn’t kill feelings. It only makes them louder.
Later that night, you stumble into your room and collapse dramatically onto your bed.
Ikkaku barely looks up from the magazine she's reading “You look terrible.”
“Thank you.”
“You smell like alcohol.”
“Thank you.”
“And regret.”
You sit up immediately “Ikkaku.”
“Hm?”
“He gave me the first slice of cake.”
She slowly lowers the magazine “Who?”
You stare at her and she stares back, both confused by the other.
“...Law.”
“Ah.”
“THE first slice.”
“You mentioned that.”
“Bepo gave it to him because he’s captain and then Law gave it to me.”
“Tragic.”
“Our hands touched.”
“Even more tragic.”
You point accusingly at her “You don't understand.”
“No, I understand perfectly.”
You stand up but immediately regret standing up, so you quietly sit back down “No, listen.”
“I’m listening.”
“Do you remember three months ago when I got sick?”
Ikkaku sighs “Probably.”
“He stayed in my room until my fever went down.”
“He’s a doctor.”
“He also made me tea.”
“Because he’s a doctor.”
“He adjusted my blanket.”
“Still sounds very doctor-like.”
You gasp “He looked worried!”
“Doctors usually prefer their patients alive, yes. Even better if it’s a Captain trying to make his crewmate stay alive.”
You throw a pillow at her but she catches it without looking.
“And last month!” you continue.
“Oh no.”
“When I fell asleep in the library…”
“You mean the office?”
“Whatever.”
“You drooled on one of his books.”
“That isn't the important part!”
“It should be.”
“The important part is that he put his coat over me!”
Ikkaku finally puts the magazine down “Yes.”
“His coat, Ikkaku.”
“I know what a coat is.”
“His coat smelled like him.”
“Please stop talking.”
“And then when I woke up he acted like nothing happened!”
“That sounds exactly like Captain.”
You flop dramatically back onto your bed “Why is he like this?”
“Because he’s Law.”
“Exactly!”
Ikkaku stares at the ceiling then she sighs… a long, tired sigh. The sigh of someone who has suffered for too long “Why don't you just confess?”
You sit up so fast you almost fall off the bed “What?!”
“Confess.”
“Absolutely not.”
“Why?”
You look at her with pure horror and maybe a little disgust “Have you lost your mind?”
Suddenly a small noise comes from outside the door, making you freeze “...Uh?”
Ikkaku raises an eyebrow “What?”
“Did you hear that?”
“Hear what?”
“Was someone spying on us?”
You stare at the door suspiciously.
Silence.
Ikkaku waves a hand “Forget that.”
“But…”
“If you confessed, I'd finally be free from listening to you fangirl every single night about our captain.”
You blink “I don’t fangirl every night.”
She gives you a look, making you look away and correct her, “Almost every night.”
“Exactly.” she points at you “Do you know how many times I've heard the sentence ‘Law looked at me today’?”
“That happened!”
“He's your captain! He has to look at you sometimes!”
“Not like that!”
“You mean with his eyes?”
You throw another pillow and this one hits her. Ikkaku continues anyway “Honestly, I don't really see it in him.”
You gasp dramatically “Excuse me?”
“It's true. I’m actually disgusted…” she shrugs “it would be like me fangirling over one of the other idiots to you. How would you feel?”
You immediately make a face “Absolutely not.”
“See?”
“That's disgusting.”
“Exactly!”
You sigh and then another sigh, then you fall backward onto your bed with all the sadness in the world “But Law is Law...”
Ikkaku looks over.
Your voice comes out quieter this time “I can't confess my feelings to our captain.”
You stare at the ceiling “That would just make things awkward.”
Outside the door… a certain captain stands completely still.
Law stares at the floor, expression unreadable.
You love him?
You?
No.
Impossible.
You're drunk.
You probably won't even remember this tomorrow.
He adjusts his hat and turns around, walking away.
Then “Captain!”
Law looks up.
Bepo jogs toward him down the hallway “I was looking everywhere for you!”
Law panics a bit and tries to steal a look at your door to see if you found out he was there all that time. As he sees the door stays closed he walks over to Bepo and asks “Why?”
“Penguin and Sachi are arguing about whether sea kings count as fish again.”
Law closes his eyes “Let’s go then.”
The sound of voices reaches your room and you go to the door and open it just in time to see Law and Bepo disappearing down the hallway.
Law doesn't look back and so the door closes.
Slowly, very slowly, you turn toward Ikkaku, your face goes pale “...Do you think he heard?”
Ikkaku stares at you, then at the door and then back at you “If he did, maybe he'll finally suffer with the rest of us.”
“IKKAKU!”
She bursts out laughing.
You, meanwhile, seriously consider moving to another submarine.
You don’t sleep at all that night…
You lie in bed, turn to one side, turn to the other side. Stare at the ceiling, stare at the wall and stare at Ikkaku, who somehow fell asleep three minutes after your crisis.
Rude.
Every time you close your eyes, your brain kindly replays the same sentence.
“I can't confess my feelings to our captain.”
Then another.
“Do you think he heard?”
Then you think about Law standing outside the room.
Law hearing everything.
Law knowing.
Law rejecting you.
Law transferring you to cleaning duty forever, or even worse, kicking you out the crew, because being near you is awkward now.
Your eyes snap open.
Nope… not sleeping tonight.
The next morning, you walk toward breakfast feeling like you're about to be executed.
Your stomach hurts, your head hurts and ypride hurts.
You enter the dining room carefully.
Penguin and Sachi are arguing.
Bepo is making tea.
Ikkaku is stealing food from Penguin's plate.
Everything looks normal.
You almost cry from relief.
Maybe he didn't hear, maybe you're safe… maybe—
“Morning.”
You nearly jump out of your skin.
Law stands beside you. Hat low over his eyes. Expression unreadable.
In his hand is a small bottle and he holds it toward you “For your headache.”
You blink “...Hangover medicine?”
“You drank half the party.”
“I was under emotional stress.”
“That's not a medical condition.”
You take the bottle and your fingers almost touch again.
Your heart still reacts anyway but you manage to say “Thanks, Captain.”
He nods once.
You move a little on the bench, making room beside you. His spot, the spot where he sits almost every morning. The spot everyone silently accepts belongs to him now.
You pat the empty space “There's room.”
For half a second, Law looks at the seat, then he looks away “I'm not hungry.”
And just like that he leaves.
You stare after him.
The room goes strangely quiet.
Penguin slowly looks at Sachi. Sachi slowly looks at Penguin.
Bepo looks worried.
Ikkaku looks like she's watching a ship sink.
“...Maybe he's sick.” Bepo says “Doctors get sick too.”
You force a smile “Yeah. Probably.”
But your stomach sinks, because Law never skips breakfast, especially not coffee… that man runs on coffee.
Later, you find him in the office, or at least you try to.
You knock on the door but there’s no answer.
You knock again… still nothing.
You carefully open the door and it’s empty.
You blink… that's strange. The office is usually where Law lives.
You close the door, turn around and nearly crash into Shachi.
“Captain was looking for you earlier.” Shachi says.
You brighten immediately “Really?”
“Yeah, but then he remembered he had paperwork in the engine room.”
You stare “...The engine room?”
“That's what he said.”
You stare harder “Captain hates paperwork and makes Bepo do it all.”
“That's also true.”
At lunch, things somehow get worse.
You sit down beside Bepo and the seat next to you stays empty until Law arrives.
You smile a little as he walks toward the table, toward you.
Then he sits two seats away, next to Penguin, who is now in between the two of you.
You blink, maybe he didn't notice the seat.
Yes. That must be it.
Halfway through lunch, Penguin stands up “I'm getting more juice.”
His seat becomes empty. Perfect, there’s no one between you and Law now.
Law immediately stands up “I'm getting coffee.”
He leaves before Penguin even returns.
You stare at his retreating back.
Bepo looks between the two of you nervously “Maybe Captain really is sick...”
“Maybe…” you say quietly.
The afternoon is worse… much worse, because now you're looking for it. Every time you enter a room, Law leaves a few minutes later. Every time you approach him, suddenly he remembers an important task.
Every time you start a conversation like, “Captain, can I ask you something?”
“Later.”
…
“Captain, have you seen my notes?”
“No.”
…
“Captain, are you busy?”
“Yes.”
You look around the completely empty room “Doing what?”
Law pauses “Thinking.”
Then he walks away.
…
By evening, you're going insane.
You find Ikkaku fixing equipment and you drop onto the seat beside her dramatically “He's avoiding me.”
“Mmhm.”
“No, seriously.”
“Mmhm.”
“Ikkaku!”
She sighs “Yes. He is.”
You stare “YOU SEE IT TOO?”
“The entire submarine sees it.”
Your soul leaves your body “Oh no…”
“Oh yes.”
You bury your face in your hands “He heard.”
“Probably.”
“He definitely heard.”
“Definitely.”
“I'm going to die.”
“Probably not.”
You dramatically put your hands over your face “I'll have to leave the crew and live on a small island somewhere.”
“That seems dramatic.”
“I'll change my name.”
“Even more dramatic.”
“I'll become a farmer.”
Ikkaku finally laughs “You don't even know how plants work.”
“I'll learn.”
Before she can answer, Penguin suddenly appears and points at you “There you are!”
You blink “...Me?”
“Captain wants to see you in his office.”
Everything stops… your brain stops, your heart stops, the submarine stops… probably not the submarine, but definitely everything else.
Slowly, very slowly, you look at him “...Did he say why?”
Penguin shrugs “Nope.”
You turn toward Ikkaku and she looks back at you.
“If I don't come back,” you say solemnly, “tell Bepo he can have my secret snacks.”
“You're going to an office, not an execution.”
“How do you know?”
You stand up, take one step and turn back around “Actually no, this feels exactly like an execution.”
And somewhere inside his office, Trafalgar Law is currently asking himself why avoiding you somehow hurts more than simply hearing the truth.
The walk to Law's office feels longer than usual. Possibly because your legs have forgotten how to work. Or because your brain keeps coming up with new horrible possibilities.
Maybe he wants to transfer you to another division or whatever he has. Maybe he wants to make things “professional”. Maybe he wants you off the submarine.
You stop in front of the office door and stare at it.
You consider running away, but unfortunately, you’re an adult.
You knock.
“Come in.”
You open the door.
Law sits behind his desk, almost suspiciously normal.
“You wanted to see me, Captain?”
“Close the door.”
Your soul leaves your body as you close the door.
Outside the office, Bepo appears around the corner. Then Penguin. Then Sachi. Then Ikkaku. Then another crew member. Then another. The entire hallway slowly fills with these criminals who apparently have nothing better to do.
“Move over.” Penguin whispers.
“You're standing on my foot!” Sachi whispers back.
“Shhh!” Bepo whispers loudly.
Inside the office, thankfully, neither of you hears them.
Law clears his throat and looks at a paper and then at another paper… just anywhere except at you.
“I need you to organize the medical inventory from the last island.”
You blink “...What?”
“Some supplies are missing from the records.” he grabs another paper “And the storage room needs a new system because Penguin somehow filed painkillers with cooking spices.”
Outside the door: “That happened one time!” Penguin whispers.
“Three times.” Ikkaku whispers back.
Law continues “And Bepo says some boxes were moved during cleaning, so I need someone with a functional brain to check everything again.”
You stare at him.
He keeps talking… words continue happening, and you’re listening to exactly none of it, because your brain catches on one single detail.
He’s not angry, he’s not firing you and he’s not even mentioning yesterday.
Your eyes widen “...Then you didn’t hear?”
Law stops talking “Hear what?”
You stare at him and he stares back.
Your brain immediately chooses denial “...I'm still in the crew?”
Law looks at you like you just spoke another language “What?”
“I'm not getting kicked out?”
Now he looks genuinely concerned “Why would I kick you out?”
The biggest sigh in human history leaves your body. You practically collapse into the chair in front of his desk.
“Oh...” you put a hand over your chest “That's such a relief.”
Law frowns “Relief from what?”
You lean back in the chair “I thought I made things awkward.”
Law's eyes narrow slightly “For what?”
You look at him, completely innocent and completely unaware of the disaster about to happen.
“For yesterday.”
Law freezes.
Oh no.
You know.
Of course you know.
Why else would you bring it up?
His brain starts working very fast and very badly.
He adjusts his hat and looks away “You were drunk.”
You blink “...What?”
“It's okay.” he crosses his arms “I know you didn't mean it.”
Now it's your turn to freeze “Didn't mean what?”
Law answers immediately “You... don't really love me.”
You jump to your feet “YOU ACTUALLY HEARD ME?!”
Law blinks “...You didn't know?”
“I THOUGHT SO BUT THEN I THOUGHT NOT!”
Outside the office door: Penguin silently grabs Sachi's arm. Sachi silently grabs Bepo's arm. Bepo silently looks like he's about to cry. Ikkaku closes her eyes.
Finally.
Finally.
Inside the office, disaster continues.
You don't even let Law answer, instead, you bow quickly, eyes fixed on the floor “I'm sorry!”
Law immediately looks alarmed “What?”
“I know it's not right for me to have feelings for my captain.”
“That's not—”
“But please don't kick me out of the crew!”
Law stares.
You keep going, faster and faster, like a train without brakes “It's all I have...”
Your hands tighten into fists “I'll try my best not to make things awkward for you.”
Law opens his mouth but you don’t see him and so, you continue “I will change my seat at meals!”
“You don't have to…”
“Actually, I'll eat in my room!”
Outside: “No!” Bepo whispers in horror.
“Shhh!” Penguin whispers.
“But that's sad!”
Inside: “I'll take orders from Bepo so we don't even have to talk at all!”
Law looks genuinely offended by that idea “Why would—”
“Just please...” your voice finally breaks “I need to stay here.”
Silence fills the room.
Law can’t see your face. Your head is bowed too low.
But then he sees a single tear falls to the floor and everything inside him stops immediately.
Without thinking, he steps closer.
You don't even notice… not until fingers gently touch your chin.
Your breath catches.
Law lifts your face carefully and slowly.
His eyes meet yours and then his thumb brushes under your eye, wiping away a tear.
“I thought you were too drunk to mean all that yesterday...”
His voice is quiet. His thumb brushes away another tear.
“That’s why I’ve been avoiding you.”
Your eyes widen.
Law looks away for a second, as if admitting that physically hurts him “Because if you didn’t mean it...”
He exhales slowly “Then I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable by acting like I heard it.”
Outside the office door, the entire crew collectively stops breathing.
Inside the office, you just stare at him, because somehow, this conversation has become even more confusing.
“...You were avoiding me because you didn’t think I loved you?”
Law immediately regrets every decision that brought him to this moment “That isn’t what I said.”
“That’s exactly what you said.”
“No.”
“Captain…”
“No.”
You blink and Law sighs.
Slowly, he looks back at you, his hand is still under your chin “I thought you were drunk.”
His voice is almost frustratingly calm “Because if you weren’t...”
He stops.
You wait.
Outside the office door, four pirates lean even closer.
“If you weren’t?” you ask quietly.
Law closes his eyes for a moment and then opens them again “Then it would mean the person I love actually loves me back.”
Silence.
Outside the office: Bepo covers his mouth. Penguin grabs Sachi’s shoulders. Sachi grabs Penguin’s shoulders. Ikkaku looks ready to collapse from relief.
Inside the office… you stare at Law and Law stares at you.
“...What?”
Law looks away immediately “Forget I said that.”
“No, absolutely not.”
“Too late.”
“Captain!”
“Too late.”
“LAW!”
That makes him look back at you immediately.
Your eyes are still wet, but now you're smiling… a small smile. The kind that makes his heart do very inconvenient things.
“You love me?”
Law looks like he wants the floor to open and swallow him whole “Unfortunately.”
Outside the door, Ikkaku finally loses patience and she throws the door open “OH FOR GOD'S SAKE FINALLY!”
The entire crew falls into the office, literally.
Penguin lands on Sachi. Sachi lands on Bepo.
Bepo apologizes.
Law stares at the pile of pirates on his floor. You stare at them too.
“You were spying on us?!” you shout.
“YES!” Ikkaku shouts back.
She points dramatically at both of you “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?”
Penguin raises a hand from the floor “Two years, three months and six days.”
Law slowly removes his hat and covers his face with it.
You, meanwhile, seriously consider going out and jumping into the ocean.
Penguin somehow ended up under a chair. Sachi is still holding Bepo's arm. Bepo looks emotional enough to cry.
Law looks emotional enough to commit murder.
You point accusingly at the spies “YOU WERE LISTENING THE WHOLE TIME?!”
“Yes!” Ikkaku replies immediately.
“ALL OF IT?!”
“Most of it.”
Penguin raises a hand “We missed the first thirty seconds because Sachi stepped on Bepo's foot.”
“You stepped on my foot!” Sachi protests.
“Sorry!” Bepo says automatically.
You stare at Ikkaku and she stares back. Then your eyes narrow “You ruined the moment!”
She points at herself “Me?!”
“Yes, you!”
“I ruined the moment?”
“You kicked down the door!”
“Because the two of you were taking forever!”
“We were having a conversation!”
“You call that a conversation?!” she starts counting on her fingers “You cried about getting kicked out.” another finger “Captain thought your confession wasn't real.” another finger “Then Captain confessed.” another finger “Then both of you stared at each other for twenty seconds without blinking!”
You cross your arms “You can't know that… and… that was an important twenty seconds.”
“That was the longest twenty seconds of my life!”
Penguin nods “Honestly, I thought one of you had died standing up.”
“I almost did.” Law mutters.
You ignore him, mostly because you're busy glaring at Ikkaku “You still ruined the moment.”
“And I'd do it again.”
“Traitor.”
“Drama queen.”
“Door breaker.”
“Captain simp.”
You gasp “Too far.”
“Not far enough.”
Law sighs and rubs his forehead. This is probably not how he imagined today going.
Suddenly Penguin stands up “You know what?”
Everyone looks at him.
He points dramatically at you and Law and says “I think our work here is done.”
Sachi nods “Agreed.”
Bepo nods even harder “Very agreed!”
Ikkaku looks between the two of you, then she shrugs “Fine.”
She points at you “But if you somehow manage to misunderstand each other again, I'm locking both of you in a storage room.”
“Noted.” Law says dryly.
Penguin walks out and Sachi follows. Bepo gives you a thumbs up and a very emotional smile.
Ikkaku stops at the door, looks at you two and then she grins “Try not to take another two years.”
“Get out.” Law says immediately.
She laughs and the door closes.
Now it’s just you and Law, but neither of you speaks for a moment.
Then Law sighs.
“Well...” he adjusts his hat slightly “That was awkward.”
You look at him and give him a small smile “Was it?”
Law raises an eyebrow and you take a step closer.
He watches you take another step closer and then another, until there’s barely any space left between you.
You have to look up to meet his eyes and your smile becomes a little mischievous “I meant every word I said yesterday.”
Law goes still but you continue anyway “Drunk or not.”
Your voice softens “Law...”
His name sounds different coming from you like that… softer.
“I love you so much that I was ready to pretend not to exist if it meant I could stay with you.”
For a second, he just looks at you, and then one hand gently cups your cheek, his thumb brushes lightly near your temple and then he kisses you slowly and softly.
You kiss him back immediately, without hesitation.
His hand stays on your cheek.
Yours find his shirt, holding onto it lightly.
The world becomes very quiet.
When he finally pulls back, he stays close enough that your foreheads almost touch.
His eyes are softer than you've ever seen them.
“You know,” he says quietly, “eating every meal in your room was never an option.”
You laugh softly “Really?”
“Really.”
His thumb brushes your cheek again “And taking orders through Bepo was a terrible plan.”
“I was panicking.”
“I noticed.”
You grin “You looked pretty panicked too.”
Law immediately looks offended “I was perfectly calm.”
You stare at him and he stares back.
You raise an eyebrow and he looks away first.
Victory.
Your smile grows “So...”
Law looks back at you “So?”
“Does this mean I get my seat back at meals?”
He actually rolls his eyes “That was always your seat.”
Your heart does a very embarrassing thing inside your chest.
You smile at him again, soft and honestly happy “Good.”
Outside the office door, because of course they’re still there… a muffled voice whispers “THEY KISSED!”
Another voice immediately answers “I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD KISS!”
Law closes his eyes.
You burst out laughing and Law opens his eyes again just to look at you being this happy.
Then you calm down and turn back to him “Oh. You have to repeat to me why you actually called me here… I fear I heard nothing of all you told me earlier.”
He sighs and says “Don’t worry, I’ll make Ikkaku do it.”
You hear her behind the door but you don't care much, you just smile at Law and walk closer to hug him.
He smiles a bit and just lets you hug him while putting a hand on your waist to balance you.
Now you're so happy but that only means you will fangirl to Ikkaku about Law even harder from now on.
now with you and 𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐘, sharing little kisses would be normal between the two of you. platonic, romantic, however you wanted to see it.
you two were at the table, glued to each others sides as luffy practically inhaled his lunch.
"[❦] you’re not gonna eat all of that anyway just share!" he exclaimed, already poking at your spaghetti with his fork.
you were slurping the delicious noodles, savoring it right in front of his face. "mm. dunno, lu’! sanji really did his thing with lunch today tonight."
luffy visibly frowned, eyes batting at you. your tomato-sauce covered lips mirrored his frown, already giving in. you didn’t even have to say it, his fork was already twisted into the noodles, slurping the spaghetti right with you.
it didn’t take long before it turned into some kind of competition on who could eat the most of it, the most off of YOUR plate.
you two were both on the last remnants of the spaghetti, slurping up the same noodle and ended up lips to lips.
"luffy!"
"[❦]!"
"luffy!"
"[❦]!"
the both of you turned to sanji, instantly arguing to him over who at more of the spaghetti and asking for more. the look on the blonds face showed how irritated he was at the fact that luffy got an easy kiss from you without even trying.
sneaking a kiss onto 𝐙𝐎𝐑𝐎 would be relatively simple. plan it for the middle of the day and find him in his usual napping spot, easy!
your feet padded against the wood of the sunny, eyes scanning for the mossheaded man. you were shocked you didn’t spot him instantly with those loud ass snores that could be heard across the ocean.
you slid onto the floor in the quietest manner, moving in to kiss his cheek before you felt his warm palm against your forehead- stopping you.
"you’re supposed to be asleep, zo’."
"you can’t tip toe for shit."
you rolled your eyes, moving his hand and kissed his cheek. you gave him a cheeky smile and sped off of the deck to go find your next victim, leaving him with a warm face as he sunk back against the wall.
to sneak a kiss on 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈, just ask her if you can test some lipglosses on her. she’d be skeptical at first, but would eventually say yes if you bribe her!
"nami quit movin’!"
you put on yet another gloss, another glossy kiss to her cheek.
"literally what is the point in this and why didn’t you just ask sanji!"
"because he’d pass out and you’re right here!" another kiss to her upper cheek, now you were starting to run out of space.
"what about usopp? or luffy, or hell even zo-" you cut her off, pressing a glittery pink kiss to her lips.
"that one! this color i like this one! thanks nami!" you got up, picking up all your glosses and skipped right out of the girls cabin.
she unfroze, getting right up behind you. "hey, hey what about my berries? come back!"
𝐔𝐒𝐎𝐏𝐏 was right in his workshop, jumping back with a squeal when you whispered “boo” in his ear from behind.
"usopp it’s just me!" you giggled, looking at whatever contraption he had on his work desk. "you can’t just do that while im working, [❦]! but i wasn’t actually scared or anything i was exercising my throat."
"okay okay sorry. what’re we working on today?"
"we are not working on anything. the last time you helped me it ended up with a shining star glitter bomb. i swear i still have it in my hair." usopp muttered, putting some plant into a ball for his slingshot.
"that was totally an accident." you walked around the room, poking whatever you thought was interesting. "stop touchin’ stuff while im not looking."
you didn’t reply, searching through one of his drawers before you found a box that read in bold, "LUFFY AND [❦] DO NOT TOUCH." on it. of course you opened it. a box full of glitter bombs and makeshift slingshots filled the box up to the rim.
a smirk stretched both ends of your lips, picking up a few of the little bombs and putting them away in your pocket. you grabbed a slingshot and another bomb, shooting it right into usopps temple, covering his face and hair in the sparkly substance. "[❦]!!"
before he could get the chance to complain more, you took your thumb and wiped off the glitter on his lips, cupping his face and placed a kiss on them as an apology.
"sorry usopp! gotta go find sanji!"
𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈 would be in the kitchen, per usual, flipping through his cook book to find a recipe for the crews dinner tonight. that’s when you slip inside unnoticed and hug him from behind.
“sanji!” he jolted at the feeling of your arms around his waist and the sudden warmth of your voice on his ear.
“[❦]! what’re you doing here, it’s not time for dinner yet, mon coeur.”
you hummed, moving to sit on the counter as he looked up at you. “can’t i visit my favorite cook? but if you truly want to know i wanted to ask for a milkshake.”
before you could even blink, sanji had all the ingredients for your favorite flavored shake in the blender and into your hands. you brought the straw up to your mouth while his patient eyes waited for a response.
after a few sips, you wiped your mouth with a smile. your feet hit the ground you took one more sip. “ten out of ten, sanji. not that i expected anything less.” you could practically see his eyes turn into hearts before you pecked his cheek, swiftly leaving with your drink- (also swiping an extra straw). sanji was love struck and slouched against the kitchen island.
getting to 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 is probably the easiest to get a kiss on out of the crew, probably easier than zoro!
the tiny reindeer was cleaning up the med bay, his face beaming when he saw you walk in. “hi [❦]! can i help you?” you almost melted at the smile on his face, holding up your milk shake.
“yes actually. sanji made me this milkshake and there’s a flavor in it that I can’t put my finger on. wanna try it?” if his face wasn’t beaming before, it was now. chopper nodded his head almost aggressively when you put in that second straw and handed him the milkshake.
“s’good! it taste like he put banana in it!”
“really? i guess I taste it now that you say that.”
while chopper took another sip, you pressed a quick kiss to his forehead, leaving chopper confused but with a free milkshake in his hand so he didn’t question it.
𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍 was right where you knew she’d be! right in her library as you carefully tiptoed inside, tips from zoro. she was facing one of the numerous shelves, a book in hand as one of her devil fruit ones grazed the books at the top.
"[❦]?”
you froze in your steps, a frown stretching upon your lips. she hadn’t even turned around and knew you were there! time for plan b.
"m’not [❦]!" you exclaimed confidently in a mock attempt to sound like chopper.
without turning, she chuckled and shut her book. "chopper? my mistake, i wasn’t aware your feet got bigger overnight."
"my feet didn’t get bigger i was just stomping..?" robin turned around finally, striding over to wear you were standing. you rocked back and forth from the tips of your toes to your heels, looking at the floor. "my feet aren’t big."
"no, but you have a very peculiar pattern in the way you walk and it stands out." she poked your nose, making you tilt your head up. "what did you need, [❦]?"
your cheeky smile returned, your hands cupping her face and standing on your tippy toes to give her a kiss right on her cheek. "nothing! that’s it!" and you walked right out.
robin lifted her hand to her cheek, a smile tugging at her lips.
BONUS: 𝐀𝐂𝐄 was sitting right next to you at the dinner table with the rest of the whitebeard pirates, drunkenly holding your hand as he sang along to whatever drinking song the crew was singing.
"[❦]?" he turned to you, cheek slumping into your shoulder. "you’re the coolest girl in all of the seas. dunno how i landed you. so so cool."
"you’re drunk, ace."
"doesn’t mean im not telling the truth." he mumbled, squeezing your hand again, lifting his head. he tapped his cheek with his finger, signaling you. "kiss?"
you rolled your eyes, about to protest but just ended up leaning in to kiss his flushed cheek until he grabbed your face and kissed you right on the lips.
you didn’t get to react before his head fell right into your lap, the same way it did in the middle of eating a good meal. "stupid firefist can’t even keep his ass awake.." you said under your breath, thumb stroking his temple jaw.
a/n from princess awesomeness: almost forgot i don’t only have to write for one show ☺️☺️ anyway i had no fucking idea what to do for brook and franky so i hope ace suffices. no proofread, DEEP SIGH.
