#canineprince

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Dumbledore, to Severus: There are two wolves inside of you. Sirius: I'm a dog, actually. Severus: ... Remus: *sweating nervously* Dumbledore: ...I'll pretend you haven't said anything.

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Severus rolls a joint after a long day while Remus watches him with curious eyes because he's never seen anyone roll until now.

While high, Severus teaches him, and they meet up regularly to share those moments until Sirius walks in on them (snorts), blowing smoke in each other's faces, sharing some jokes, their uniforms and hair messy...

And his mind goes blank for a hot second. Remus has always looked attractive, what's new? His nerdiness and skinny body were just too good not to resist. But Snivellus??

That carefree, "fuck it we ball" energy is something that changes how Severus looks completely. He didn't scowl, he didn't sneer. Severus has a lazy smile on his face, his legs are lazily lying across Remus' lap, and his hair is tied back.

One side of Sirius' mind fills itself with "two at the same time" while the other screams at him, "PISS OFF! As if we'd do Snivellus! Remus we can take, but the greasy git? You're joking"

The dominant side of his brain wins, and in a few weeks,, he's waking up with one green and silver tie under his pillow and creaking joints, while Remus is trying his hardest not to seem too merry about his life.

Meanwhile, Severus is hunched over a toilet seat and throwing up into it while a red and gold tie rests right by his knees. Just thinking about the stupid things he must've done makes him sick - but it wasn't as bad as the thought of one of his roommates finding out.

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So like... what if... The Prank...

With Snupin...

Spending Valentine together...

Sirius finding out and deciding to show Severus "The 'Real' Remus" a day after knowing that'll definitely keep Severus away...

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Sirius × Remus × Severus cuddling situation.

Now going by heights - Sev is the shortest, Remus is the middle height, Sirius is the tallest.

Sirius is mostly the bigger spoon and will just have his arms randomly over the both of the them, by sometimes (a lot of times) will pull a puppy face to get to be in the middle of Remus and Sev to feel cuddled.

Bonus of him sleeping in his dog form on cold nights for extra warmth.

Severus is mostly an outer-spoon, given the fact that he wakes up a lot in the middle of the night and doesn't want to wake up the others.

Also given the fact that being an outer-spoon gives him more of a breather, he feels suffocated easily.

But at nights where there feel like he needs more support or to have an eye kept on him - Remus and Sirius will have him as the small middle-spoon, and will (try to) stay up with h if needed.

Sirius would most likely fall asleep and his weight will just detain Severus while Remus talks with him into the night untill they both fall asleep.

Remus doesn't really mind for his position. Mostly the middle spoon, being hugged by Sirius and hugging Severus.

On full moons he gets saddened that he can't sleep with them, but given Sirius' animagus form and that the potion makes Remus unharmful - they both join him into s pile on a mattress on the floor.

Severus find the wet-dog smell hard to ignore from both of them, but he's tired enough to fall asleep either way untill Remus waked up and starts to panic that they both took that "risk" and wakes them up with that.

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Severus Snape ship month.

January.

The 26th being Snape × Lockhart (because it's Lockhart's birthday).

The 30th being Sev × Lily (because it's her birthday).

The 9th being Severus × Remus (because it's my favorite so of course it's gonna be on Sev's birthday).

Yes it's going to include polyships as well, I figured out the majority including ×Reader, ×Other (if the character you want isn't on the month), OMC and OFC.

Hopefully I'll get to make it into a proper list closer to the month ✧˖°.

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Missed opportunity in the Harry Potter universe: Snape, Lupin, Sirius and Harry all lost somewhere together. Sirius and Snape are bickering while Lupin is trying to get them stop, meanwhile Harry is getting into trouble and is about to be kidnapped or hurt by something. They don't realize untill they here Harry cry put and as one turn to him as panic and chase after him. Meanwhile a flash in heaven of Lily and James going this is the people we picked to watch over our son.

The way I would read an entire book surrounding just this setting.

Sirius then blaming Severus saying it's his little friend's who took Harry which Severus would responds with "if they're 'my *little* friends' I'm sure you can rescue him by yourself then"

Which then Remus finally gets them to get a move on with getting Harry - but yet they still don't stop bickering for one God forsaken second.

Some times Remus will stand by Severus' side, some times by Sirius' side, and when he decides that both of them are in the wrong - they just go "what do YOU even know 🙄"

Remus is just there babysitting two grown men while trying to get the-boy-who-lived-to-get-kidnapped just so he can catch a moment of break.

Could even be more fun applying the rules of a known game to the whole thing and get a pattern for them on how to get to Harry, but that might just be me cus I love riddles and solving stuff.

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Wizzard rating their ships????? Real no clickbait (might anger some people with this 🫦)

I have mixed feelings for some of em ＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／