#canis says

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guess who got their hands on SFM

and yk what that means

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I can't stop thinking about it.

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Practicing SFM facial expressions + light. So far so good I think

Second one is kinda freaky but whatever, I know you guys will like it.

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Guys wtf does he want.

I left my door open just a little bit and now I got this in my room. Those wild Scouts are crazy I swear.

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Played TF2 again after so many years(as Medic). And I got things to say.

I hate Spies.

I hate sentries.

I hate Scouts that ask for the heal and run away/around me like crazy, so I can't point my medigun at them. (They got 100hp.)

I hate Heavies that expect me to pocket 'em. I won't. Stop pressing E.

I hate 11 Spies/Engies/Scouts in my team.

I hate healing enemy Spy. (I'm too busy/overwhelmed to realize fast enough that, in fact , it's not my teammate.)

I hate when some idiots run in the epicenter of chaos, expecting me to Übercharge 'em, and dying as I blink. (I had 10 more % to full Über.) And then raging and blaming me.

I hate when toxic players trying to vote me out as the match hasn't even started, just because they see my noob rank. (They don't know I've been boiling in this shit before, and it's a new acc.)

I hate when I can't change class, because I'm the only Medic in team. (I will get guilt tripped after.)

I'm that medic who does his job good, but hates everyone.

I hate being Medic.

I hate my job.

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Hey chat! I decided that I don't care if you care or not, I'll post it anyway. Because I'm a scientist nerd, and a TF2 fan.

So here you go, my theory on how the respawn machine actually works.

⚠️It'll be a lot of reading and you need half of a braincell to understand it.

The Respawn Machine can recreate a body within minutes, complete with all previous memories and personality, as if the person never died. We all know this, but I doubt many have thought about how it actually works.

Of course, such a thing is impossible in real life (at least for now), but we’re talking about a game where there’s magic and mutant bread, so it’s all good.

But being an autistic dork, I couldn’t help but start searching for logical and scientific explanations for how this machine might work. How the hell does it actually function? So, I spent hours of my life on yet another useless big brain time.

In the context of the Respawn Machine, the idea is that the technology can instantly create a new mercenary body, identical to the original. This body must be ready for use immediately after the previous one’s death. To achieve this, the cloning process, which in real life takes months or even years, would need to be significantly accelerated. This means the machine is probably powered by a freaking nuclear reactor, or maybe even Australium.

My theory is that this machine is essentially a massive 3D printer capable of printing biological tissues. But how? You see, even today, people can (or are trying to) recreate creatures that lived millions of years ago using DNA. By using the mercenary’s DNA, which was previously loaded into the system, the machine could recreate a perfect copy.

However, this method likely wouldn’t be able to perfectly recreate the exact personality and all the memories from the previous body. I believe the answer lies in neuroscience.

For the Respawn Machine to restore the mercenary’s consciousness and memories, it would need to be capable of recording and preserving the complete structure of the brain, including all neural connections, synapses, and activity that encode personality and memory. This process is known as brain mapping. After creating a brain map, this data could be stored digitally and then transferred to the new body.

“Okay, but how would you transfer memories that are dated right up until the moment of death? The mercenaries clearly remember everything about their previous death.”

Well, I have a theory about that too!

Neural interfaces! Inside each mercenary’s head could be an implant (a nanodevice) that reads brain activity before death and updates a digital copy of the memories. This system operates at the synaptic level, recording changes in the structure of neurons that occur as memories are formed. After death, this data could be instantly transferred to the new body via a quantum network.

Once the data is uploaded and the brain is synchronized with the new body, the mercenary’s consciousness "awakens." Ideally, the mercenary wouldn’t notice any break in consciousness and would remember everything that happened right up to the moment of death.

However… there are also questions regarding potential negative consequences.

Can the transfer of consciousness really preserve all aspects of personality, or is something inevitably lost in the process?

Unfortunately, nothing is perfect, and there’s a chance that some small memories might be lost—like those buried in the subconscious. Or the person’s personality might become distorted. Maybe that’s why they’re all crazy?

How far does the implant’s range extend? Does the distance between the mercenary and the machine affect the accuracy of data transfer?

My theory is that yes, it does. The greater the distance, the fewer memories are retained.

Could there be deviations in the creation of the body itself?

Yes, there could be. We saw this in "Emesis Blue," which led to a complete disaster. But let’s assume everything is fine, and the only deviations are at most an extra finger (or organ—not critical, Medic would only be happy about that).

Well, these are just my theories and nothing more. I’m not a scientist; I’m an amateur enthusiast with a lot of time on my hands. My theories have many holes that I can’t yet fill due to a lack of information.

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Got em all and ready to shine

made them myself btw, because as soon as I saw the price of it... my Jewish blood began to boil.

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i can't finish drawing medic, because I keep starring at his huge tits (that I drew myself.)

idk what to do.