Jan 5
Man why is so hard to find a person who will ask questions about you, be attracted to you and can hold a conversation? Also isn’t a raging misanthrope. This shouldn’t be so difficult.
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Man why is so hard to find a person who will ask questions about you, be attracted to you and can hold a conversation? Also isn’t a raging misanthrope. This shouldn’t be so difficult.
Someone: Do you like Dragon Age the Veilgaurd?
Me: I am having a lot of fun.
Someone: Do you recommend it—
Me: No. Absolutely not.
My pastor dad: I heard from this lesbian researcher on a podcast that a lot of "gay" people are actually some variety of bisexual.
Me: ...and what did you take from that?
Dad: ...you can take a lot of things from that.
Me: What did you take from that.
Dad: (who has in the past used his platform to support gay conversion therapy): well...that things are a lot more fluid than they seem.
Me: Yeah. They are. A lot of queer identity stuff is actually super nuanced.
Dad: Yeah!
Me: We don't usually tell Christians that.
Dad: Why not?
Me: Ask yourself whether you can be trusted with nuance.
I feel like Screamin’ Sicilian has some quality control work yet to do on their pizza roll offerings.
(In addition to being leaky they are absolutely vile-tasting -- dry, oily, bland -- but I was mostly impressed with how every single one of them managed to explode in a moderate oven after 10 minutes, with 10 minutes still to go on the bake.)
[ID: A photograph of a quarter-sheet pan with a silpat sheet on it, containing five objects that look faintly like eggrolls; every one of them either has a hole in it through which orange cheese is leaking, or is sitting in a puddle of caramelizing cheese sauce.]
Just some aro thoughts that make total sense now that I realize I'm aro:
Is it just me, or does dating as a whole sound like an unpleasant anxiety sandwich? Like, people seriously will go out to restaurants where they will be eating food while sitting across from someone and the attention has to be entirely on the other person and you need to figure out conversation topics so there aren't awkward silences and just-
And to top it off, people apparently do this with people they have literally never met before?! HOW??????? Are you not more afraid of having your organs stolen, or some shit???
i suppose it's great that tumblr has a timestamp option now, but all these posts encouraging newcomers to turn on that feature are really depriving them of a key tumblr experience. “omg that guy died?? 😭” (died in 2014). “why doesn't this have more notes!??” (first posted 9 minutes ago). maybe you dashed off a quick post in 2018 about a specific event and people now yell at you in the notes for not including an event from yesterday, and they will still be putting the same three comments in the tags of that post when this site burns down in 2034. can't get that anywhere else.
Thank gog someone made the new dune movies, david lynch was not cooking
SO I REDESIGNED ONI AND THEN GOT FUCKIN COLDCOCKED RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A RANDOM ASS DRAWING IDEA AND I I DID ITTTTT :DDD