#canontradictions

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Canontradictions: I hate eating fish, the texture of it makes me nauseous. which is funny because i Do really like looking at em and fishin, take me to an aquarium and ill be there til they close

- Will Graham (Hannibal NBC)

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canontradictions: i used to be a very skilled and.. creative cook with all sorts of meat dishes.

now, I can't cook much of anything. my partner cooks most of the meals we eat and even then those are without any beef or pork products because she doesn't eat either. funny how that is!

- Dr. Hannibal Lecter (NBC Hannibal)

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[fictionkinfessions]

For canontrodictions:

As Franziska von Karma, perfection was my life. I remember crying and thinking of myself as a failure if my academic performance was less than 95% perfect.

…I am studying law again now, and given how difficult the class is considered to be, I am now completely content to simply pass, haha! I suppose not having lofty expectations hanging over me would help with that.

-Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney) #⚖️🎼🕰️

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[fictionkinfessions]

My biggest canontrodiction is that irl im a nonbinary guy/genderfluid and... most of my kins are fem girlies. Strange and odd!

Shoutout to my one butch kintype for real

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[fictionkinfessions]

canontrodictions:

i almost didnt do this one i kinda hesitated because the ones that cone to mind are mainly things that make me dysphoric and im not even sure if they really count but its things like the fact i used to be extremely good at computers and im not anymore or the fact that im very clumsy and due to physical disability very weak and struggle with mobility where before i could parkour with ease from a young age

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Virgil Sanders fictive for canontradictions. Pretty sure canon me would consider this actual blasphemy, but I rewatched The Nightmare Before Christmas and honestly, there are way better movies with the same (or at least similar) vibes. Probably gonna watch it again on Christmas since it is a good Christmas movie, but it's not a good Halloween movie.

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Canontrodictions:

I, Dean Winchester, who famously claimed that ketchup was a vegetable (and honestly at the time it was probably the only non-canned one I had ever eaten), now genuinely enjoy eating raw lettuce. No cheese, no dressing, just pure raw fucking lettuce. Also cucumbers. I'm also currently a proud marching band geek (not originally by choice, the host joined band before I even showed up) and my favorite thing to play on trombone is the fucking Ponyo song, which I'm pretty sure canon me would actually strangle me for admitting to myself

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[fictionkinfessions]

Canontradictions, huh? Well let me get a list going.

As Dr. Doofenshmirtz, I was evil. Now, the mere thought of upsetting someone paralyzes me with fear.

As Mettaton, I was hot and confident. Now, I'm. Well my boyfriend says I'm hot, I myself don't see myself that way. And the insecurities are #crippling

And that's just off the top of my head.

#📡☄️

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