#cap's chatter

[captainjamestbronson]

Okay so The Door is one of the coolest movies I've seen, ever, much love for this freaking film okay? Okay.

[captainjamestbronson]

Reasons my friends put up with my Hannibal obsession, I drop bombs like this:

Will Graham topping Hannibal Lecter just wrecking his cool demeanor and then whispering in his ear "This is my design"

Also why I don't write Hannibal fanfiction. I'd do shit like that and get kicked out of the fandom

[captainjamestbronson]

How to arouse the Captain

"Due to violent content, viewer discretion is advised."

[captainjamestbronson]

One of the best things about Tumblr is following two people who start mutually following each other and interacting tbh

And on that note

I am going to kick Ali to her room so I can lay out on the couch and watch Prag.

[captainjamestbronson]

Never attempt to play chicken with me.

Either someone's getting hurt or someone's getting fucked

[captainjamestbronson]

Clarification post

Bones is the nickname I gave one of my higher ups because I'm shit with names and I pass out nicknames like they're candy to people I like. Said man also has an elevation mask because he uses it to work out, there are tentative plans in the work for me to buy the Bane attachment for said mask. 

If I follow you, and you reblog Bronson. I automatically assume that it's for me, and I will curse and bless you in the same breath as I drown in how adorable that violent bastard is. 

I am a pirate, so if you need something GIFd I may take the request, though I apologize in advance if it takes me ages to get around to it.

[captainjamestbronson]

You know those really bad pick up lines?

the terrible ones we stare at and wonder if people actually use them?

I use them.

And occasionally if a wo/man is ballsy enough to use it on me they stand a high chance of getting somewhere. Because let's be real it's a terrible line but if you deliver it nonchalant like it doesn't mean a thing. It's when you let you voice drip with innuendo that they flop

random food for though.

[captainjamestbronson]

I just read one of the most accurate posts about people who have anxiety and what they think all day as they go through the motions...

The only time I'm not freaking out is when I'm actually working, when I'm focused on helping my customers, that's why I hate when it's slow, my brain starts freaking out and I start to panic, but the moment I've got a customer I am aces.