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All My Captains

the hit serial

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Orion Augustus and Possum Winetsky-Jones

My guys. Back to back.

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Parvati giving Possum's sides a touch up. They could talk for hours.

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Captain Possum Winetsky-Jones, using a tossball stick as a crutch.

He likes to customize everything with spray paint, including the walls of Halcyon.

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Parvati got tired of seeing Possum get hurt, so she insisted that he wear big, bulky armor. He hates it, but what is he gonna do? Say no to Parvati?

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So I had a hoodie made of a logo I drew up for Possum:

AND THEN, the best part.......... @mediocre-life-span FREAKING DREW POSSUM WEARING IT:

I LOVE IT SO MUCH I'M GOING TO DIE. YES I AM YELLING.

Thank you so much, @mediocre-life-span, for this. It's so well done, and it makes me so very happy. ❤️❤️❤️

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Captain Possum Winetsky-Jones of the Unreliable

Ready to raise hell in Halcyon and burn down the Board.

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🤕 Write what your character would say to defend someone getting bullied. (If your character is the meaner sort, write what they’d say to insult someone else.)

For both Orion and Possum, please?

Thank you so much for the ask!

Possum is way easier, because of Orion's mortal fear of confrontation, so I started with him. My answer for Orion will come next.

Here's Possum's response, put behind a cut for length, mild violence, and his absolute potty mouth.

“What the fuck did you just say?” Possum snaps sharply, with a blatant threat in his voice.

The man stares at him, shrinking back ever so slightly.Possum seems to grow in size and height in front of him, simply the effect of Possum’s confident aggression. He sucks in a breath in order to answer.

Possum shoves him with both hands, pushing him backward such that the offender stumbles and trips, falling onto his back in the street. “Don't actually repeat it! That was a fucking hypothetical question! I know what the fuck you said. I heard you. I heard you outright threaten and bad mouth this wonderful human being, trying to make them feel small, to feel scared of you," Possum growls, standing over him. “You’re lucky I don’t knock all your fucking teeth out and make you count ‘em, you dull fuck.”

The man looks as if he’s seconds away from tears, so Possum steps closer, watching him recoil. Possum isn’t even pleased to see it, he’s just furious. He rests just the toe of his boot over the man’s crotch. “Apologize.”

The man starts to protest, and Possum puts just the tiniest bit of pressure down, not enough to hurt him, but enough to show he’s ready to do some real damage.

“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry, I was wrong!”

“I don’t want to see your fucking face. Ever. You better hope you see me first if we’re ever in the same place at the same time so you can turn tail and run and hide in whatever hole you come from before I fucking lay eyes on you. Do you understand?”

He’s answered with a terrified stare, so he steps down just a tiny bit further.

“I asked you if you fucking understand.”

“Y-yes.”

“Good. Now get yourself some goddamn manners you less-than-human puddle-of-piss, and get the fuck out of my sight before I stomp the absolute shit out of you.”