#captaincat3110

[vroomvroombrrr]

I need the entire fandom to understand that canon falls on the fine line between "Alastor is sex repulsed and therefore not interested in actually having sex with Vox" and "Alastor is a massive slut who played roomba with Vox's hormones all season."

We need to acknowledge that Alastor is an asexual whore who's not above showing a little skin to get what he wants without invalidating his virgin status

[hyperthusiast]

MEL MEL MELLLLLLL

HAVE YOU SEEN THEM

I hadn't seen the Alastor one yet, but I have been drooling over The Offer. I don't collect the cards because I already spend too much money elsewhere, but I WANT IT SO BAD!!! That one and the Man's Best Friend card. Those are cards I would absolutely buy (the Vincent card, too, honestly), but of course the main one I want is the one that's super secret rare and isn't going to be sold for a reasonable price.

If anyone wants to trade for a Valentino cracked ice Unholy Trinity card from the ultimate preorder bundle, I would trade in a heartbeat. I'd maybe consider trading the Velvette cracked ice card, too - especially if I could get both The Offer and Man's Best Friend.

(Also, for anyone confused by me being called Mel, it's my OC name that I go by on my RP blog, so some people call me that.)

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Here's human pentious (or pendelton) for whoever is interested cherri

—bird anon

"Hey, what the fuck? He has no right lookin' that cute. Still a fuckin' dork, though."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Based on your reblogs I'm assuming you saw s2 ep4, but still beware of the spoilers ahead. I want to see how the character react to these screenshots

Hey guys how do we feel abt these

—bird anon

"I mean..."

"Vox."

"What? It's hot, babe! You can't blame me for thinking that!"

"But I guess the first picture isn't really all that great. Sure, I've thought about putting something like that on you before, but that was a while ago, back before we got together. I wouldn't do it now. And the one with me in bed and you looking fucking bored definitely isn't my favorite here. All the rest though..."

"I suggest you choose your next words carefully."

"Or what? Come on! You love my cables. And you know if these images were reversed, you'd be perfectly happy with them. Of course, you do always get pissy whenever I top without hypnotism, so maybe this is just you being a brat, as usual. Oh wait, that's hilarious! You just don't want to admit that you're turned on! Maybe I should do something about that, hm?"

"Absolutely not."

"Heh, that's funny, Al, because that didn't sound like your safe word. Care to try again?"

"Fuck you."

*laughs then kisses him*

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Hey, Vaggie,

Who's that curly haired exorcist?

—bird anon

"She was in my division when we were going through training. She... couldn't keep up. And Lute had no tolerance for that."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Hey Alastor

Who are these guys?

—bird anon

"How should I know? That may look a lot like me when I was alive, but it's not. Though, using context clues, they appear to be the gentlemen who run the radio station in the images."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I CANNOT—

—bird anon

"Hilarious. I'm not Al's fucking stalker."

"The fact that you have hidden upwards of thirty cameras in my room since moving into the hotel says otherwise!"

"Well, if you'd stop destroying them, I'd stop planting more!"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Why do you only have buff arms in certain circumstances.

Like

(You just had sex with Val for context)

See??? No signs of those biceps.

But HERE

(Context: you're fighting alastor)

Do you just inflate like a fucking puffer fish the difference is INSANE like where do they go give them back where are you taking them there is no loose skin or anything like that you just get them from fuck knows where

—bird anon

"They tend to be more defined if I've been using them."