[6:18:39 PM] agressive canadian: toby going to jack martyn off and finding out his dick is a legit stick
[6:18:51 PM] agressive canadian: yknow the simple things
[6:19:01 PM] Parvykins: g o d
[6:19:12 PM] agressive canadian: ''i've got wood for you'' ''yes martyn you certainly do''
[6:19:31 PM] Safety Pin: toast what to heck
[6:19:32 PM] agressive canadian: gives him a blowjob and ends up with splinters in his mouth
[6:19:32 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: OMFG
[6:19:36 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: TOAST
[6:19:39 PM] Safety Pin: nO
[6:19:39 PM] Parvykins: TOAST I
[6:20:04 PM] agressive canadian: i dont even like stlw you'll be fine
[6:20:11 PM] Parvykins: I WAS EXPECTING LIKE VINE TENTICLE
[6:20:13 PM] Parvykins: NOT STICK DICK
[6:20:37 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: omfg im cruig
[6:21:23 PM] agressive canadian: ok toby finding out martyn's dick is a vine so he just ''okay what the fuck'' and walks away
[6:21:36 PM] Safety Pin: canon
[6:21:39 PM] Parvykins: gdi toast
[6:21:48 PM] Parvykins: it is canon tho
[6:22:06 PM] agressive canadian: pin will u be ok now
[6:22:28 PM] Parvykins: just think about vine dick or stick dick and your fine
[6:22:43 PM | Edited 6:22:48 PM] agressive canadian: splinters from the stick dick
[6:22:45 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: no but
[6:22:47 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: littlewood
[6:22:51 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: is such a funny surname
[6:22:54 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: if its ironically true
[6:23:11 PM] Parvykins: ha
[6:23:24 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: or ironically not true
[6:23:33 PM] Safety Pin: hopefully...................yes now im thinkign bout them gay and suddenly martyn putting ketchup packets like from a cafe into toby's pockets when he not lookin. so many ketchup packets, toby has no idea.
[6:23:43 PM] Parvykins: i
[6:23:44 PM] Parvykins: what
[6:24:42 PM] Safety Pin: WE USED TO DO THAT TO THIS KID NAMED DAMON AT LUNCH IN GRADE SCHOOL we stood in line and the condiments were right there so me and bro slipped a bunch of ketchup packets into his pockets and he had no idea until he sat down and had ketchup packets spilling from his pockets it made him so mad
[6:24:43 PM] agressive canadian: martyn stick dick littlewood
[6:24:58 PM] Parvykins: thank you toast for that
[6:25:13 PM] agressive canadian: dr. poophands' work is done
[6:25:25 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: martyn 'little wood' littlewood
[6:25:25 PM] Parvykins: thank
[6:25:28 PM] Safety Pin: ur work is never done
[6:26:22 PM] agressive canadian: ok how about martyn being completely serious when asking for a threesome with a nearby tree
[6:26:33 PM] Parvykins: i
[6:26:38 PM] Safety Pin: shit,
[6:27:07 PM] Safety Pin: martyn: we should have sex. but we should let a tree join us too im serious
toby: m8
[6:27:36 PM] Parvykins: [6:27 PM] Safety Pin:
<<< toby: m8
[6:27:44 PM] Parvykins: the way i just imagined his face was gold
[6:28:52 PM] Safety Pin: good
[6:29:11 PM] Safety Pin: SHIT NOWS A GOOD TIME TO DO THAT DUMB DRAWING I WANTED TO DO OF THEM
[6:29:47 PM] agressive canadian: toby being so fed up with martyn's sexual urges towards nature like one day martyn tries to shove a flower up his ass and tobys just ''why the fuck do i hang out with this hippe get some therapy dickhead'
[6:30:06 PM] Parvykins: g o d
[6:30:19 PM] Safety Pin: same
[6:31:14 PM] Parvykins: just toby pushing a bible towards martyn at some point
[6:31:33 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: books are made of trees
[6:31:37 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: how insensitive
[6:31:39 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: duh
[6:31:40 PM] Parvykins: EXACTLY
[6:31:59 PM] agressive canadian: he tries to shove that up his ass too
[6:32:04 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: "If you get your wood up one more time" *slips harry potter book in general direction
[6:32:09 PM] Parvykins: F U C K I N
[6:33:37 PM] agressive canadian: the hills are alive with the sound of martyn shoving stuff up his asshole
[6:33:55 PM] Parvykins: i
[6:34:01 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: *drops pages on floor* "I need a leather cover for this book, one step out of line Martyn.
[6:34:24 PM] Safety Pin: i cant believe any of this
[6:34:27 PM] agressive canadian: im going to cry if one of you posts this on tumblr
[6:34:35 PM] Parvykins: i might
