#caravan roleplay

[caravan-hutch]

@finest-train-in-the-astral-plane whereee is the milk?

This small boy cannot finddd it

@ive-got-adhd it’s okay, Peter. weee will get you your milk

[caravan-hutch]

What’s a hutch? Because I honestly thought it was a wooden furniture you kept nice dishes in

a hutchhh is where you keep bunny rabbits

yeeesss. bunny rabbitsss

little little bunny rabbitsss…

[caravan-hutch]

How many hands do you each have? Is a full set of hands 2 hands or more?

weee haveee manyyy handsss

yeeeessssss. a full set of handsss

fullset o’hands. a promise, not a threat

euheuheuheuheuhe

[caravan-hutch]

do you have more caravans than you have hands or vice versa

we have a full set of handsss

and a park of caravansss

[caravan-hutch]

weee have been wandering for agesss

we cannot find the waffle ironsss

@finest-train-in-the-astral-plane whereee are the waffle ironsss

Please

We are so hungry

We need to eat

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[they clutch each other tightly]

[caravan-hutch]

aside from caravans, what’s your favourite mode of transportation

iii likeee horrssseback ridinggg

i was a horse once! theyyy thought i was a dog. howww silly of themmm.

was that when i wore a meat suit?

yes i believe it was

[caravan-hutch]

what’s the difference between an RV and a caravan, experts?

you driveee an RV, but you pulllllll a caravannn

an RV has a soulll

that is trueee

[caravan-hutch]

how did you two meet?

weee have knownnn each other since birrrth

yeeesssss. i was booornnn.

i wish iii could be booornnn. it was sooo much funnn