i like to imagine that the epilogue boyfriend is richie tozier
seen from Iraq
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from Türkiye
seen from Egypt
seen from Argentina

seen from Brazil
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Brazil
seen from Australia

seen from Russia
seen from T1
seen from Chile
seen from Brazil

seen from Brazil

seen from Türkiye

seen from Bangladesh
seen from Kazakhstan
i like to imagine that the epilogue boyfriend is richie tozier
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS
will gets an epilogue boyfriend but his name is miguel or michel or smth like that and he's played by finn wolfhard with a fake mustache
Mike when Carlton pulls up to the function:
just so we're clear here,
if will happens to have an epilogue bf then mike will be a never-ending yearner and now the tables are turned and he's the unrequited one.
mike: he wears a fucking totebag!!
will: yeah well I wear a totebag so :/
mike: yeah well its okay when u do it
when all of the sudden i hear this agitating grating voice
okay so chronological order of stranger things post finale (fuck you duffers)
ending (ew)
madwheeler gets the scoops ahoy job
mike queerler confession to max
jopper wedding
everyone gets reunited
carlton and will (🪷)
carlton gets thrown off screen (idk he can like die or smth)
byler 😼
lumax 😼
jane can come back cause i love her dearly
henderhop 😼
oliveberry 😼