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Bridget: Hey everyone, don't freak out

Sally: Why would we freak out?

Bridget: Because I just bailed Petra out of the police station

Bridget: She got pulled over for running a stop sign, on a motorcycle without plates or a VIN number, wearing a jacket that says "Pussy Magnet"

Carmen: What?

Sally: My god! That's a lot for me to process

Petra: I turned out just fine

Carmen: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Petra: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE!

Lou: Can you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Petra: What does claustrophobic mean?

Carmen: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Lou: No, it doesn't-

Petra: HO HO HO!

Carmen: STOP IT! YOU’RE SCARING HIM!

Carmen: I made you this friendship bracelet.

Petra: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Carmen: You don’t have to wear it.

Petra: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

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