“Popsie! Boo!”
Carpophorus jumps out from behind a corner. He hadn’t done a particularly good job hiding though.
@babyfromwhere
*His ears pricked a few minutes ago, but when the boy jumped out he gave a screech.*
“EEP!”
- The War Profiteer

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“Popsie! Boo!”
Carpophorus jumps out from behind a corner. He hadn’t done a particularly good job hiding though.
@babyfromwhere
*His ears pricked a few minutes ago, but when the boy jumped out he gave a screech.*
“EEP!”
- The War Profiteer
Shucks Vic. You got…. 15 seconds to figure it out.
*Tosses @babyfromwhere to you*
Have fun. You got this. Don’t worry, he’s fresh
“W-Wha-”
He stumbled with the sudden presence of what felt like a baby. He panicked, afraid he’d drop it.
“A-Aspetta! F-Fresh?…”
He looked down to see this supposed child.
Danube School The Legend of the Four Crowned Martyrs
Oil on panel, 52.3 x 105.6 cm, 1515
“Suh pwise!”
Carpophorus. He’s holding a pink folded paper
“Hi popsie!”
@babyfromwhere
"Hm? What's this, dear?"
*He bent down to grab at it, but hovered in front of it, waiting to know if it was meant to be touched.*
- The War Profiteer
Car and email like the raw salmon
*His eye twitched.*
“I want Hermes to give a full health exam to them afterwards.”
- The War Profiteer
Carpophorus was dressed up all fancy, a bag of goldfish and a juice box were packed for him in the baby carrier pockets. He was ready to go. He banged against the front door of the hangar, looking back at Kilroy. He was very excited.
“lala time?”
@babyfromwhere
*He chuckled and walked over to the boy while knotting his own tie. He checked his watch. It was an hour earlier than they planned to get ready, but sure! What harm did being early do?*
“Yeah? You excited for the gala? Did Hermes get you ready?”
- The War Profiteer
“Popsie.! Kithes!!”
Carpophorus runs up to Kilroy and playfully mashes his face on his leg, making kissy noises.
“Mwah mwah!!”
@babyfromwhere
*He perked up and bent down to look at the boy. He giggled. His kisses tickled.*
“Hello my lovely boy. You’re so sweet.”
- The War Profiteer
Carpophorus runs around in his play pen, shirt halfway off, one sock on, the other on the opposite side of the pen. His baby books are strewn about and he’s wearing cardboard box as a hat.
“WEEEEE!!!!”
@babyfromwhere
“Now what is going on here?!”
*He shook his head with a chuckle as he hobbled his way there with his cane.*
“Is there a silly boy in this house?”
- The War Profiteer