My mom is an attorney. She takes the law pretty seriously. Lady won’t even jaywalk. She was diagnosed with breast cancer last year and started chemo this week. She asked me if I would find some pot for her. I personally don’t smoke too often, but I know people that do and I want her to be as comfortable as possible through this process. She’s so cute, she’s like “how much does it cost? 10 bucks?” “How much is a pound?” A POUND. My mother wants a pound of marijuana.











