#carton's code jokes

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Them: I like when Boze smiles.

Me, a programmer: if(SmoshGames.getEmployee("Boze Bozington").isSmiling()) this.getUser().setMood("happy");

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Them: omg i can't wait until Smosh Summer Games is out!

Me, a programmer: while(!Smosh.getSummerGames(2018).isOut) System.out.print("omg i can't wait ");

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Them: Wholesome Lasercorn snapchat is wholesome

Me, a resolute programmer:

Dim wholesomeness As Integer = 0

For Each frame In lasercorn.GetLatestSnapchat.GetFrames

  If joven.IsSayingWheresTheWatch Then wholesomeness += 25 End If

  If tyler.IsGiggling Then wholesomeness += 100 End If

  If lasercorn.IsLaughingInBackground += 5 End If 'bonus points

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