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a bit of the carnage symbiote stayed with mary jane... and this did not come back for drama... but to reveal that it’s another “true symbiosis” scenario and they’ve been spider-womanning it up? mary jane and the carnage symbiote?

that’s... genuinely bold?

she gives very spiky hugs now.

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(watches completely incoherent video for toddlers) (begins thrashing around room like a wild chimpanzee) SLUG SYMBIOTE SLUG SYMBIOMB SLUG SLIMBYIO SLITERHY SLUG SYMBIOBE

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peter literally how fucking dare you obstruct my view of the carnage jellies by recapping at me

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episode 4

excellent slime… excellent slime animation… advantage taken of the excellent state of being slime…

it’s lab-engineered but it’s full-on sapient and that’s what matters

wait, no, what matters is awed admiration from its creator, good trope

said to be “pure aggression” and does act like it but when somebody takes a second to listen to its thoughts they just describe it as “confused”

almost like having the burden of existence heaped upon you and crawling out of a vial with no knowledge of the world beyond a deep sense of being incomplete and having been torn from someone else will do that

little, little twisted cutesy things, you know, 

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a literal happening

do not worry, i’ll soon have you free of that parasite

the venom symbiote is NOT A PARASITE

who SAYS i was TALKING to YOU

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Funny thing is Doc only continues to look worse as the series goes on. I kid you not, he’s not even in his final form yet.

doc ock in season four i guess

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first of all, the symbiote has every right to be angry and, as i feared, this really was never addressed in any meaningful capacity.

secondly,

peter: it didn’t leave brock because they’re both just,,,,, so full of hate,,,

i, who just watched it leave eddie, but make a concerted effort to return to him specifically after he begged it to, considering that it has grown personally attached to him and knows nothing better than the pain of abandonment: hm!

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so, carnage

second appearance, but i guess we’re outright ignoring the first one because it was such an inconsequential bit of fan service

peter parker, literal first host of carnage, upon meeting another carnage: i’m not sure we’ve met :/

instead of being made from scratch, this one was made from a stolen bit of the venom symbiote, which it is very distressed about

since the venom symbiote, in turn, was made from a stolen bit of peter parker, this makes carnage his grandchild

“since when do symbiotes laugh and talk and take a human form without a host?!” This One Does; It Sounds Like An Evil Chipmunk

alas; poor cletus; never to appear on a show that constantly talks about “destroying” people because the k-word is a no-no

CLETUS KASADY; SERIAL DESTROYER does have a ring to it

i’m in favour of letting this show throw around any concepts it pleases because the one thing it always means is that they’ll be animated well

somehow this sequence involves the brandishing of a lasso but has huge “victorian child gleefully chasing a hoop around” energies