You know how Markiplier did a tasteful nudes calendar & now he's doing a tasteful nudes onlyfans? What if Luke did the same thing? To help fund the rebellion and then later to fund his Jedi school. Or maybe he started it on tatooine to raise money to leave the planet lol.
YES I AM AWARE. I am loving how quickly he had to do the onlyfans--holding his body hostage was a great idea for charity because the simps did their WORK.
And Luke doing the same...omg...he wouldn't even think much would happen...and then...welp...
Luke: Uh... (sees there is 100 million credits in the account after 48-hours)
Cassian: How did you get more credits than I did after risking my life and suffered?
Luke: I don't...know???
Din: You got it because we want your body. Andor donated 50k.
