Oct 22, 2021
Reasons to play GW1 #37: Notcharr Smoothlegs
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Reasons to play GW1 #37: Notcharr Smoothlegs
Uh, officer... officer!
Story Time:
One of the dailies today was the Branded Mine JP in Fields of Ruin. Very nice. There’s already a commander tag there and people are providing ports.
I enter the cave.
A chef slowly glides down from the ceiling, landing in front of the assembled group.
He says.
No one interrupts him - There is nothing to say.
He equips a Chef’s Frying Pan and lays down a Roast Pig interactable.
This absolute guy walks over to the cave wall and pretends to pull a Mesmer portal out of it before porting everyone to the end of the JP.
I mail him some gold with the message: Also attached [The Lamb Sauce]. As people head out, he calls to us.
Nothing summons the boss like a Molachev Cocktail pentagram
On a whim, I decided to turn into a Spark at Mabon Market and slow-walk all the way down along the path to the Grove. At the very end, I wordlessly joined a group of strangers for a half-naked dance party. We all stopped at the same time and walked away in completely different directions.
I was trying to take a picture of Zelda when this Warclaw jumped in front of the camera out of nowhere; mounts really are getting out of control.
Found dying repeatedly in Dredgehaunt Cliffs.
Not sure who this person is, but their guild tag is cracking me up.
Update: her name is Evlana and her tag is exactly what we thought it was. Unreal.
