the almost deadly Dodger Dog
Scott: Asking everyone you ever meet 'are there eggs in this?', it must be a drain.
Jason: It is exhausting.
Scott: So the one day you decide, I'm not going to do it, I'm just going to like, gangs away...
Jason: Because I had had a Dodger Dog at Dodger Stadium.
Scott: Great story.
Jason: Because let me tell you something: I've eaten hot dogs before. You know what I mean?
Scott: And it gets better.
Jason: I've put a hot dog in my goddamn mouth and I know what it's like. And this is just another goddamn hot dog in my mouth.
Scott: And it almost killed you.
Jason: You could argue that trying to eat a Dodger Dog might have been a suicide attempt.
Scott: No matter if you're allergic to eggs or not.













