Jun 5, 2025
New cinematic slasher film: The Kriller
Cautionary character that no one listens to until it's too late: "He's gonna turn you into dozens of krill."
Final Girl: "Don't you mean hundreds?"
CCTNOLTUITL: "Oh honey, there won't be enough of you to turn you into hundreds."
Guy who dies first: *Laughs* "And then what? He's gonna feed us to the whales?"
Fade to black
Voice of The Titular Kriller: "I'm gonna Krill you."
The sound of dozens of krill swimming around in a bucket.
Coming to theaters this spring 2095