#cdrp only please

[princeofthesky]

"Woagh! Are you okay?"

[weactnormal]

     "I don't know what you're not getting but I've told you--

          --I don't roller skate."

[princeofthesouthernisles]

[iMessage] Hello.

[iMessage] Whose phone number is this?

[iMessage] I woke up with this number in my pocket.

[iMessage] And no shirt on but that is irrelevant.