Hi! Any “Can you keep a secret” sterek au’s? 🥺 Hope you’re doing okay x
Hey hun! How are you?? I’m hoping you meant mistaken identity fics. I don’t think there are any new fics based on cykas yet but there are these ones.
Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by hologramophone | 7.7K
I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”Derek raised an eyebrow at him.“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
of twizzlers and tech support by bleepobleep | 1.1K
“Anyway, you can just tell this company is being grossly mismanaged,” Stiles tells Derek around the Twizzler he just shoved into his mouth.
"I agree,” Derek says, head buried in the side panel of the malfunctioning copier.
“Resources are clearly available,” Stiles continues, sounding like he’s pacing back and forth near Derek’s feet; “but they aren’t being utilized fully!”
“Mmhmm.” Derek smiles to himself. “I hear the Vice President never even went to business school. He even skips out on the budget meetings, most days.”
Mr. Hale and the Lumberjack by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 15.4K
“Derek,” Stiles whined, draping himself across Erica’s desk. She patted his back comfortingly. “Derek, why doesn’t the lumberjack like me? What can I do to change that?”
“If you’ve opened your mouth around him, that explains everything,” Derek told him coldly. “Maybe try shutting up for once. And standing still. Not breathing would help your cause, too.”
