Nov 13, 2025
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dollar, I'm the boss Fuck Yea.
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dollar, I'm the boss Fuck Yea.
Via Calum's CEO Updates IG broadcast channel
Yearly Budget Allocation
Meee :D
Dongrang (Wrong answer)
Samjo
Shrenne
The one Excision Staff member still here
It's time for our new budget but I'm too lazy to do any actual paperwork so I'm letting our valued customers decide. Pay will be relative to the poll, please don't vote Dongrang.
Another wonderful day at my swagger ass company
Introductory Posting
Yo yo yo, what's fucking good. My name is fucken uhhh Alfonso and I'm the CEO of K Corporation. Please don't ask for an ampule, I don't support brokies, also I'm gonna record your death and laugh the whole time.
Let me fucking introduce you to the crew.
We got @donglerang, he's a cunt and he thinks he can run MY corporation (he can't) also he's green because he photosynthesizes but he hates when anyone brings it up. He was also in a polycule called "The League of Nine," which it makes sense why he left since he has 0 aura and that group name sounds too badass for him. Then we got @kcorp-solitaryswimmer, Unlike his dumbass boss Samjo is awesome but he keeps throwing himself into pools of liquid. Here's some live footage of him actually:
We have @shrennewho, who's entire job is just to annoy the previous two, and also I can see what she does on company wifi and she spends like a good 60% of her company time lamenting the loss of her gf which like sad but idgaf! Poke the eyeball or sumthin! And lastly we have @hong-excising-lu who is the ONLY excision Staff we have ever since the budget cuts (Donglewongles fridge keeps attracting bees and it's getting expensive)
Alright, that's all from me, your glorious director, I'm going back to showing the eyeball Cocomelon. (OOC stuff under cut)
CMWYKB bts footage via Cal IG Story and CEO Updates broadcast channel
Cal via IG Story and his CEO Updates IG Broadcast
Alright everyone, We had to make some budget cuts, and now we only have 1 excision staff left. Please welcome the only person working for 12 ahn an hour, @hong-excising-lu