#certainlynotasked

[certainlynotdavid]

Confession- you are cute. But post pics like never :v

D:!! i uh post when i strum and if you want my sc: it’s Buttholecat !!!! yeaaaaaaaah thanks for the confession you cutie! 

[certainlynotdavid]

Ummmm... I'm choosing a lot... So you don't have to answer them all if you don't want to :P 9, 11, 20, 53, 58, 66, 73, 76, 79, 118, 136, 142, 149, 155 [please choose one of the numbers I haven't chosen, corresponding to one of the questions, and please respond to its corresponding question and list why you chose that number]

oh wow uh lol that is quite a bit, but i just woke up so I have plenty of time and patience, so leggo! thanks for the ask @lordinquisitorcopernicus ! 

Just add me on miitomo through twitter tho. lol 

My best first date, What do I miss, First thing I notice in new person, Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?,Do I have any strange phobias? , What was the last book I’ve read?, Favourite animal?, What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?, What is my favorite word?,Learned another language? , Do I like my handwriting? ,Favourite pizza toping? ,The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me, Something I fantasise about Bonus: Broken a bone? 

9: My best first dateAt this point everything around this time was hazy to me, but if I remember correctly my last first date was my favorite, we cooked grilled cheese together and passed out on the couch trying to stay up to watch lcs together… ithink ? 

11: What do I miss Having a best friend that was always there, even though I didn’t appreciate them as much as I should have, my Dad. ‘;.;’’’’  

20: First thing I notice in new person how they interact with other people, I always like people around me to comfortable

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? eeeeh heh. I am not sure about this one even at this point.I want to say no? but lack of communication with those people means i’m not sure if I trust them or not right now.   

58: Do I have any strange phobias? Honestly I think I got over my phobia of spit in the previous year, I havn’t tested it yet with other people though ;) eeyyy.

66: What was the last book I’ve read?read= finished? then no clue at all, probably one of the Junot Diaz books, i think The brief life of oscar wao. read but not finished would be javascript for kids!! it’s a good bathroom read actually bop! 

73: Favourite animal?duuuu octopus they’re smart and shit and are really neat!  

    76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Most johnny stimson songs, his new stuff not so much though more like … hot air balloon and most of the Johnny Stimson album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgE7LEO0M18https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkwRiajYDeIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRvS5zorYjs

79: What is my favorite word? ready. c: dinner is ready, i’m ready to take my final, we’re ready to leave.

118: Learned another language? lololol if by learned you mean able to use it, then asl if that counts, hand signing is ezpz. but i passed highschool so spanish technically? and dabbled in japanese, german, and tagalog.

136: Do I like my handwriting? actually yeah, but like as a father is of his child who is failing miserably, It’s not the best but goddamn it makes an attempt at being passable, he’s an embarrassing mess honestly and I hide that child from guests in another room or something idk It was anticheat detection for teachers when someone copied my work and I know i damn well got higher passing grades due to it on more than one occasion due to frustrations in grading lol. 

142: Favourite pizza toping?how is spell check not seeing that’s spelled incorrectly… weird. o shit that’s to drink alcohol in excess yooooh but canadian bacon ( ham) or italian sausage  are tied for me 149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me I definitely forget this stuff. but mmm “you don’t trust me” from one of my old best friends… who I trusted with everything I guess stung the most I learned a lot from that interaction about them though.

153: Something I fantasise about living in a house with good friends, everyone is debt free and we’re all happy c:  

Bonus: 111: Broken a bone? Alright I choose this one because IT HAS A STORY YEAAAAAAAAAAH I infact have broken one bone that I went to the doctor for and it was my foot.backstory:So it was a night pretty close to spring break and I was recently hired at a fast food joint to work for the season. I ended up not working the week of spring break because in this night I just so happen to think I wanted to check on the fridge at 2 am as we all probably have all had the experience. So I put one foot down and was like yeaaah night fridge checking and then i put the other foot down ready to check on this fridge and probably not grab anything. The problem, when I decide to stand one of the feet I put down forgot how to foot. The real issue, the other foot was like “i gotchufam” and then was quickly determined to be wrong about that,So i fall onto the ground and was like … huh that kind of hurt, guess i’m not that hungry and go back to bed. I wake up the next morning with a foot that was upsetti. and spend the entire day like… man my foot hurts. I end up learning the college loans out crutches and use that for most of the day and follow up with a doctor’s visit the next day. 

[certainlynotdavid]

1,2,30,48,83?

Name , Age, How I feel right now ,Am I excited for anything?, I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? 

1: NameDavid Arg…2: Age 23? nope 24, did the math, past the point of attempting to remember it, the next milestone unlocker is the ability to rent cars cheaper. whooo30: How I feel right nowAlright, a bit sore, recently won a promotion for a free game (overwatch) and razor headset  so that’s pretty neat! 48: Am I excited for anything?Being able to afford a car, so I can use my degree on a real job : | 83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?If I could ask for unfathomable luck i’d do that, like the ability to manipulate probability would be awesome yeaaah! but I feel that’s a bit far fetched, so lets go with super controlled acceleration (super fast cognitive abilities, metabolic, agility) … and combine that with the will to do stuff or superfocus please. lol 

[certainlynotdavid]

#4, 5, 13 and 15

3 things I love 4 turns on Favourite colorFavourite quote 

4: 3 things I love friends, Cats, money5: 4 turns onwouldn’t it be turn ons ? hobbies, Independence, biting, scratching 

13: Favourite colorNo real favorite color for everything, but green! I love green but i never wear it or own many things with it.to wear would probably be black. In  a car would probably be grey? 15: Favourite quoteI still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.                    —  Uma Thurman

[certainlynotdavid]

NOW YOU HAVE A MESSAGE

THANK YOU KIND ANON!! 

[certainlynotdavid]

I miss you~ but I haven't met you yet

EEEEEEEE, thanks anon but I’m not sure if that’s possible, unless you are referring to my blog, I haven't been keeping up with it life is getting at me ‘;.;’But I do appreciate the idea, it’s really cute c:! it made me happy during a confusing time I hope you have a wonderful day anon!! 

[certainlynotdavid]

Why are you such a nerd

kawaii never die 

[certainlynotdavid]

In case someone hasn't told you this today... You're a pretty rad person, I bet you already do use your turn signal!

c: thanks anon I think you’re pretty rad as well to send nice anons c:  and .... i ... uh D: i actually have to replace my front turning signal on my car again ‘;.;’ but i definitely use them ! thanks for the ask anon!