Wait I'm back about Caregiver Spamton he's in my brain and look listen look at me. World's most Divorced man Also the most Caregiver man in the world. But he doesn't know what Agere is.
Spamton who use to Caregive for the other Addisons who were stressed after full busy days and sense he was usually between jobs they'd just kinda throw themselves at him to be Cared for and he just Quickly Adapted without looking into it.
Spamton who got into a relationship with Tenna in his big shot era and immediately recognized how Stressed Tenna was (eldest Dreemurr child Tenna suffering from Eldest Daughter Syndrome), so he'd treat him like he use to the other Addisons when they were stressed and eventually just Coaxed Tenna into Regressing.
Spamton who use to unwind by playing with the Swatchlings in Queen's Castle while waiting for Phone calls, teaching them games and ways to pass time that he learned from Pippins, getting them to unwind and relax and engage in more and more silly kinds of behavior.
Spamton who after crashing found himself on Noelle's computer and watched a sad, lonely, stressed little girl just look desperately for anything to help her cope with everything. Spamton who knew her history. Spamton who saw her love of creepy pastas and comfort in child-friendly horror. Spamton who reached out to a Lightner, not for profit, but because she needed him as much as he needed to be Needed.
Spamton who accidentally Caregives for everyone he comes across. Spamton who still thinks Agere and CG/L are the same thing because he's 47 years old and only ever interacted with Regressors who didn't/couldn't explain it to him and he never bothered to Google It.
