#ch:fr

[yonacausesproblems]

@flo-roman​

“Do you remember that guy with the ear tattoo on his ear that you sent over to me for a little... sales opportunity?” Yona smirked, imagining that it would be difficult to forget a guy like that. Throwing her hands out a little in excitement, she announced, “He’s just become a repeat customer! I told him about my new ‘subscription service’ where if he sends me payment on this app, I’ll leave his stuff in a discrete location. I don’t have to see him anymore. Plus he left a review!”

[larkfox]

@flo-roman​

"So I tried getting some headway using that Written Kitten website. You know- the one where it gives you a new picture of a kitten every 100 words? But then I realized that I can just keep pasting the same words over and over again, and it’ll give me a new kitten. About ten kittens in, I saw this one, and it made me think of you,” Lark said, turning her laptop to show it to Flo. “Ignore that guy in the pic’s arm. He’s not important.”