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[pallideinanis]

Blinks towards him and kicks him across the fuckin yard >:(

disappears away and teleports behind him

“heh nothing personnel kid”

[pallideinanis]

The only advantage you have over me is you can kiss my ass and I can't.

Daud, probably

[pallideinanis]

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“Ihh‘unno... Lost tchrack.” He slurs, wobbling in place as his swaying vision threatens to knock him over. “Mmfeels good, though.”

[pallideinanis]

i didn’t plan on shitposting today but then i realized my two biggest fans were daud

i think it’s written in the contract to shit on daud at any chance i get if i’m gonna be a good outsider

[pallideinanis]

♭ for an angry text

SEND

[txt: “Daud”] I told you I don’t play favorites. [txt: “Daud”] If I did, don’t you think I would have fought to keep you from the conclusion that I am responsible for your mistakes?

[txt: “Daud”] Fuck you, Daud. 

[pallideinanis]

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SEND

“You and I have quite the long history together, Daud, and to be honest, I’ve had quite a fun time watching your adventures unfold, witnessing the trouble you have caused. I have always enjoyed how your brow furrows in a way that intensifies the deep lines in your forehead as you realize the trouble you’re in. You made that face when you laid your hand on the poor Empress and drove your blade into her heart and you made it again when you laid eyes on that ghostly mask of Corvo’s when he confronted you in your chambers…do you know that?”

“…There’s another peculiar expression you sometimes wear. It appears when you are alone with your thoughts. When you consider yourself and when you wonder if I am really to blame for who you have become–for the horrible things you have willed yourself to do.”

“Yes, Daud. I still remember our early days, the secret meetings in the dusty attic of the Academy of Natural Philosophy, in the damp alleys behind the whale slaughterhouses, and even within the deep basements of abandoned apartments that criminals use to hide from the Watch. I remember the expression you used to make when you would look upon me and listen intently to everything I had to tell you. I remember the way your dark eyes lit up as I spoke, I remember how you hung on every word I uttered.”

“It’s been a long while since you’ve beheld me that way. Where is that young, hopeful man, Daud? We lost him along the way… Where has he gone?”

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“I have my suspicions, sometimes tells me it has something to do with that… deity.”

“My goodness Daud, what a dirty little mind you have. It feels odd to think of you as a pervert.”

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are you sure it’s not just tumbr’s recommended blog feature?

I had to go in and actually unfollow these people.