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san-hotasfuck-tana

Sep 4, 2016

Online: Cards Against Humanity

Who: Santana, Quinn, Fin, and Jackie

When: Saturday, 3 Sept 2016

Where: Online

What: Playing Cards Against Humanity

[8:57:42 PM] Jackie has joined the game.

[9:02:19 PM] Quinn has joined the game.

[9:03:57 PM] <Jackie> my favorite people

[9:05:45 PM] <Santana> Cute [9:06:01 PM] <Jackie> yes, i am. [9:06:15 PM] <Santana> Are you? [9:06:25 PM] <Jackie> yes. i literally just told you

[9:07:07 PM] <Santana> You can say it all you want, but is it true?

[9:07:52 PM] <Quinn> Can verify, is true.

[9:07:59 PM] <Jackie> Thank you, Quinn

[9:08:25 PM] <Quinn> <3

[9:08:45 PM] <Santana> You shouldn't encourage her.

[9:08:58 PM] <Quinn> She's my BFF

[9:08:58 PM] <Santana> She's looking really smug atm.

[9:09:47 PM] <Jackie> also quinn has eyes

[9:09:52 PM] <Jackie> hey fin

[9:10:07 PM] <Jackie> we're debating my cuteness

[9:10:10 PM] <fin> hey jp

[9:10:14 PM] <Santana> I'm aware that Quinn has eyes.

[9:10:18 PM] <Quinn> santana, fin. Fin, santana.

[9:10:22 PM] <Santana> Hi new person that I don't know.

[9:10:26 PM] <Quinn> world class chef.

[9:10:27 PM] <Santana> Fin

[9:10:33 PM] <Quinn> gold olympian

[9:10:46 PM] <Santana> Gold Olympian?

[9:10:47 PM] <Jackie> oh yeah they totally don't know each other huh?

[9:10:53 PM] <Santana> What does that mean?

[9:11:04 PM] <Jackie> She was in the Olympics and won gold

[9:11:07 PM] <Quinn> She has gold medals.

[9:11:12 PM] <Santana> What?

[9:11:19 PM] <Santana> Like Rio Olympics?

[9:11:23 PM] <Quinn> Yeah, I know only the creme de la creme

[9:11:24 PM] <fin> uh, i'm an olympian

[9:11:24 PM] <Jackie> Yes

[9:11:29 PM] <Santana> or Special Olympics

[9:11:34 PM] <Jackie> AND she didn't even get zika

[9:11:34 PM] <fin> i play basketball

[9:12:42 PM] <Jackie> she was in the regular rio olympics

[9:12:58 PM] <Santana> How does Jackie know an Olympian? What have you never to me this?

[9:13:44 PM] <Jackie> because i also play basketball

[9:14:10 PM] <fin> she likes to think her D's on point but it's eh

[9:14:31 PM] <Jackie> my D is on point. ask Santana. =P

[9:15:09 PM] <fin> you play, too, santana?

[9:15:19 PM] <Quinn> .... what's a D?

[9:15:20 PM] <Santana> Why would she ask me? Clearly I don't know a lot about you.

[9:15:43 PM] <Jackie> D? It could defense, but also dis dick

[9:16:05 PM] <Santana> ...

[9:16:21 PM] <Quinn> That's why I asked.

9:16:54 PM] <Jackie> And I have good D on both fronts.

[9:17:04 PM] <Jackie> the three point shot is my money maker tho

[9:18:01 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [9:18:34 PM] <Jackie> i have the perfect cards for this [9:18:35 PM] <Jackie> ugh

[9:19:39 PM] <Quinn> I wanna see you and Fin face off. :P

[9:19:52 PM] <Jackie> fin doesn't want my d

[9:20:13 PM] <Santana> I'm google Fin rn.

[9:20:21 PM] <Santana> googling*

[9:20:24 PM] <Jackie> Finley Hudson

[9:20:44 PM] Santana wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:22:05 PM] Santana wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:22:13 PM] <Quinn> How did I know that was the chefs?

[9:22:15 PM] <Quinn> chef's

[9:22:22 PM] <Quinn> That shit nasty

[9:22:24 PM] <Santana> Thank you. Thank you.

[9:22:40 PM] <Santana> I'll make you my version. You won't think it's nasty.

[9:23:19 PM] <Quinn> Yes. Do it

[9:24:06 PM] <Santana> I still have to make Chicago pizza. I've been working so much since I got back. I have so many ideas for toppings.

[9:24:18 PM] <Santana> But I'll add you to the list.

[9:24:33 PM] Jackie wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:24:43 PM] <Quinn> Wait, you're making Chicago pizza?

[9:25:22 PM] <Santana> Yeah for Jackie, plus, I want to perfect my own version it.

[9:25:34 PM] <Quinn> So, when do I get mine?

[9:25:47 PM] <fin> can i call dibs on a slice?

[9:25:47 PM] <Santana> You're worse than Jackie.

[9:26:05 PM] <Quinn> I don't think that's true

[9:26:22 PM] <Santana> She's ALWAYS hungry. She's insatiable.

[9:26:40 PM] <Jackie> -_-

[9:26:52 PM] Quinn wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:26:56 PM] <fin> for the d?

[9:27:02 PM] <Jackie> HA

[9:27:05 PM] <Jackie> yes

[9:27:09 PM] <Santana> Wanky...

[9:27:09 PM] <Quinn> lol

[9:28:51 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. [9:28:57 PM] <Quinn> POTATO SALAD [9:29:16 PM] <Santana> I'm with Quinn on this one. [9:29:36 PM] <Jackie> nope [9:30:09 PM] <Santana> I forgot, if it says salad, Jackie won't eat it.

[9:30:25 PM] Santana wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:30:27 PM] <Quinn> IDK what any of that meant, but hot babe

[9:31:04 PM] <Santana> That won forreal? lol

[9:31:19 PM] <Quinn> HOT BABE

[9:31:28 PM] <Quinn> It was Bill Clinton, Hot Babe, or Gay Teletubby

[9:31:57 PM] <Santana> Oh I didn't even read the whole card. lol

[9:32:03 PM] Santana wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:32:06 PM] <Jackie> smh

[9:32:14 PM] <Quinn> wow, sorry I picked it

[9:32:15 PM] <Quinn> :P

[9:32:40 PM] <Santana> Well someone was distracting me.

[9:33:01 PM] <Quinn> are you two together?

[9:33:11 PM] <Santana> Um...yeah

[9:33:24 PM] <Quinn> Oh. I see now.

[9:33:49 PM] <Jackie> what do you see?

[9:34:05 PM] <Santana> THESE CARDS

[9:34:09 PM] <Jackie> also we need to stop picking santana's cards

[9:34:15 PM] <Santana> I don't even know which to pick.

[9:34:45 PM] <Quinn> you guys are cheating.

[9:34:50 PM] <Jackie> No we aren't

[9:34:53 PM] <Santana> False.

[9:34:59 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:35:07 PM] <Quinn> Right, Jackie just told you so you wouldn't pick hers

[9:35:09 PM] <Quinn> :P

[9:35:55 PM] <Jackie> LOL

[9:36:15 PM] <Santana> I don't like Jackie enough to let her win at CAH

[9:36:37 PM] <Quinn> Wow, these cards

[9:36:46 PM] <Quinn> For a bunch of lady lovers... idk what to think

[9:36:52 PM] <Santana> I'm craughing rn.

[9:39:02 PM] Quinn wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:39:12 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[9:39:16 PM] <Quinn> YES

[9:40:52 PM] Santana wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:40:59 PM] <Santana> YES

[9:41:05 PM] <Jackie> really

[9:41:06 PM] <Quinn> Tacos are my favorite food ever.

[9:41:07 PM] <Santana> It's funny because it's accurate.

[9:41:18 PM] <Santana> Just wanky...

[9:41:32 PM] <Santana> Really what?

[9:42:05 PM] <Jackie> smh

[9:42:12 PM] <Jackie> i know who's cheating

[9:42:28 PM] Quinn wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:42:36 PM] <Santana> How? I'm sitting right next to you. Don't be salty because I'm on fire.

[9:44:13 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:44:22 PM] <fin> score

[9:44:38 PM] <Santana> You're good at this, Olympian

[9:45:55 PM] <Quinn> And she's also reeeeally good at basketball too. Like amazing.

[9:46:27 PM] <Santana> Then I'm definitely with you on wanting to see her go against Jackie

[9:47:19 PM] <fin> if jp can take a break from her ninja training i'm game

[9:47:41 PM] <Santana> She can't compete until next year. She's got time.

[9:48:22 PM] <Quinn> A ninja never takes breaks!

[9:48:49 PM] <Santana> Is it a break if she's doing something athletic?

[9:49:18 PM] <Quinn> No, exactly. It's not a break. So she can do it.

[9:49:27 PM] Santana wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:49:34 PM] <Santana> YES

[9:49:37 PM] <Santana> Killin it

[9:50:01 PM] <Quinn> Fin and I are coming for you. Jackie is dead last. lol

[9:50:45 PM] <Santana> Maybe if she was paying attention she wouldn't be.

[9:51:42 PM] <Quinn> What's she doing? Eating?

[9:52:04 PM] <Jackie> trying to

[9:52:08 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:52:18 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[9:52:43 PM] <fin> :D

[9:53:16 PM] <Quinn> :D

[9:53:26 PM] <Quinn> And JP, I hope you're talking about food....

[9:54:01 PM] <Jackie> do you though?

[9:54:28 PM] <Quinn> Yes.

[9:54:30 PM] <Santana> So Fin, how was it to be in the Olympics?

[9:55:23 PM] Quinn wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:55:35 PM] <Quinn> Nailed it.

[9:56:33 PM] <fin> uh, like the press answer is it's an honor to represent my country by playing the game i love

[9:56:41 PM] <fin> my answer is fucking awesome

[9:56:52 PM] <Santana> I bet.

[9:57:09 PM] <Jackie> ?*

[9:57:09 PM] <Jackie> why didn't you ask me>

[9:57:10 PM] <fin> plus we stayed on a private cruise ship

[9:57:23 PM] <Quinn> She was amazing, too.

[9:57:26 PM] <Santana> Ask who what?

[9:58:39 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[9:58:52 PM] <Quinn> lol that was a good one

[9:58:52 PM] <Santana> How do I keep picking your cards?

[9:59:52 PM] <Quinn> Clearly, you two should be friends.

[10:00:08 PM] <fin> like beginner's stranger luck or something

[10:00:08 PM] <Santana> Clearly

[10:00:20 PM] <Santana> I don't think that's a thing.

[10:01:59 PM] Quinn wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:02:08 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[10:02:22 PM] <Quinn> We're catching up to you, San.

[10:03:16 PM] <Santana> Oh...yeah you are

[10:05:13 PM] <Quinn> Oh my God, I don't know which to choose

[10:05:53 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:06:01 PM] <Quinn> Had to go with the orgasm but pabst was a close second.

[10:06:08 PM] <Santana> Thank you

[10:06:26 PM] <Quinn> It was smart and funny.

[10:07:08 PM] <Jackie> i don't even know what waylaid is

[10:07:33 PM] <Santana> You're literally on a computer that you can use to google it.

[10:07:48 PM] <Jackie> nah

[10:09:43 PM] <Quinn> OMG

[10:09:54 PM] <Quinn> These are the best.

[10:10:22 PM] Santana wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:10:24 PM] <fin> had to

[10:11:16 PM] <Santana> :D

[10:11:45 PM] <Quinn> I agree

[10:12:15 PM] <Quinn> lol

[10:12:53 PM] <Santana> LMFAO

[10:14:08 PM] Jackie wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:14:15 PM] <Jackie> finally

[10:14:15 PM] <Santana> You would.

[10:14:19 PM] <Quinn> Bout time you won with that D

[10:14:29 PM] <Jackie> My D wins all the time tyvm

[10:15:25 PM] <Quinn> So proud of your D

[10:15:46 PM] <Jackie> it's accomplished a lot

[10:16:01 PM] <Quinn> HOW

[10:16:07 PM] <Quinn> Someone is cheating now.

[10:16:13 PM] <Quinn> I'm wasting good cards here!

[10:16:13 PM] <fin> lolol

[10:16:20 PM] Santana wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:16:29 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[10:16:34 PM] <Santana> I COULDN'T NOT USE IT

[10:16:43 PM] <Santana> It was the perfect setup

[10:16:51 PM] <Quinn> Sigh

[10:17:03 PM] <Quinn> I'm just salty I don't have a write in.

[10:18:30 PM] Jackie wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:19:43 PM] Jackie wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:19:55 PM] <Jackie> awww yeah

[10:19:59 PM] <Quinn> Coming back!!

[10:20:07 PM] <Quinn> That D is fighting back

[10:20:42 PM] <Santana> Someone's getting the D tonight.

[10:21:22 PM] <Quinn> Oh.

[10:21:26 PM] Quinn wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:21:37 PM] <Quinn> woah, Jackie's D didn't win?

[10:21:44 PM] <Santana> Not that one

[10:21:47 PM] <Jackie> Blasphemy

[10:21:54 PM] <Quinn> Thanks for picking mine tho!

[10:24:01 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:25:49 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:26:03 PM] <Jackie> damn fin

[10:26:28 PM] <Quinn> Kicking ass, taking names

[10:26:58 PM] <fin> already have one win in the books for tonight

[10:27:03 PM] <fin> looking for a second

[10:27:08 PM] <Santana> What?

[10:27:14 PM] <Santana> What win?

[10:27:28 PM] <fin> basketball game earlier

[10:27:34 PM] <Quinn> Kicked ass.

[10:27:45 PM] <fin> thanks q

[10:27:50 PM] <Quinn> :)

[10:27:56 PM] Quinn wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:28:04 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[10:28:07 PM] <Quinn> yessssss

[10:30:27 PM] <fin> but forreal scored 23 points tonight

[10:30:33 PM] <fin> felt good to be back at the garden

[10:30:51 PM] <Quinn> The crowd was so excited you were back too

[10:31:09 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:31:17 PM] <Santana> HOW

[10:31:32 PM] <Jackie> because you're teasing me

[10:31:39 PM] <Quinn> You're about to win! come from behind victory!

[10:32:19 PM] fin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[10:32:24 PM] <Santana> Yeah, well you deserve it.

[10:32:34 PM] <fin> sweeeeet

[10:32:34 PM] <Quinn> You won!!!

[10:34:04 PM] <Jackie> playing again?

[10:35:30 PM] <fin> i'm game

[10:35:32 PM] <fin> the reward was pretty worth it

[10:36:31 PM] <Jackie> actually i have something i need to take care of. but we should play again soon

[10:36:50 PM] <Quinn> You or your D?

[10:36:53 PM] <Santana> Yeah, I want a rematch, Olympian.

[10:37:03 PM] <Jackie> both

[10:37:38 PM] <Quinn> well you two have fun

[10:38:30 PM] <Santana> We will. :D

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