#character: daniel

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a family can be a headcase, an anthropologist, a ghostbuster and a drunk 

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hold a rat against your face just fucking rub a rat against your face you coward

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it can be risky to have long hair when you’re doing dangerous science experiments. put it in a little ponytail, that should be fine

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keep a journal to remind yourself you’re gay just in case you forget

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for the love of god let your children play the piano

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let people near bombs if they’re in love

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give some guy you just met your sister’s whereabouts

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when in a fit of emotion, grapple the nearest skinny person