,good eeveening
( with @rkhyunjoon )
picture: the world’s dumbest boy holding a phone he certainly does not deserve in shaking hands, an unsuspecting stranger who certainly does not deserve to be literally wearing their iced coffee, and a mocking corphish on a slowly dying screen that continues to evade jeno’s practiced pokeball throws in spite of the very many razz berries he’s hurled at it ( on second thought, what the hell? he literally doesn’t even need this corphish’s negativity in his life ).
“ i... ” jeno swallows thickly, taking one practiced step back before beginning to rummage through his bag, perhaps in a frenzy, to procure the napkins he definitely has because these accidents keep happening and lo and behold, lee jeno is the common denominator. “ i am so sorry, ” he stammers out, offering the napkins to the stranger, who has yet to say a word ( and hopefully when he does, it won’t be the expletives that jeno is imagining ). “ i—i wasn’t watching where i was going, and... there... the... ”
pros and cons of confessing the real reason why he bumped into this righteous citizen of seoul on an entirely uncrowded sidewalk? pros: honesty is cool, the stranger probably deserves to know the real Stupid Reason why this real Stupid Encounter happened, maybe he’ll feel sorry jeno for being a loser who can’t even catch a—
“ the corphish, ” jeno finishes pitifully, holding up his phone and dropping his head in shame. “ i was trying to catch it. ”
cons: embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing.









