How I imagine the gang would react if Zu wore Roman’s hoodie
Everyone just sitting around the breakfast table in Haven.
Ruby making pancakes at the stove, Liam and Priyanka literally having a toast eating competition (Priya winning btw). Vida texting someone, a pissed look on her face and Chubs reading the newspaper ‘like the 400 year old man he is’ Vi remarks.
Zu and Roman coming down the stairs and into the kitchen.
Priyanka is first to notice the blue hoodie, which fits Roman fine, but is SWAMPING, literally SWAMPING Zu.
Priya: *eyes wide and looking between them* *piece of toast falls out of her mouth*
Ruby sees next, blinking rapidly then smiling. Remembering when she and Lee were like that-
Vida and Chubs look up and Vida’s eyes narrow. Chubs clears his throat. “Is that-”
Zu: What?
“Roman’s hoodie? Yeah.” Priya smirks. Roman just sitting down next to her silently and Zu following.
Liam FINALLY catching on after 50000 years. “Wait a second!”
Ruby casually serving pancakes like it’s no biggie but is secretly tearing up at how much Zu has grown up and the fact she now has a Roman...
Vida sipping her coffee and eyeing them both over the rim of the mug. “So Zu, how long have you two been together?”
Priya grinning gleefully just answers for her friends, “not long.”
An awkward silence.
“Isn’t it a bit early to be sharing clothes?” Chubs asking.
Zu being so confused like, “what do you mean?”
“Just that...”
“Chubs?”
“You’re both only kids and-”
“For God’s sake I’m 17!”
Ruby butting in to defend ZuZu. “Charles, leave her alone.”
Liam piping up now. “That’s still too young to be dating a boy.”
“You and Ruby were together when she was only 16.”
Puppy Lee having no comeback.
“Your point being?” Vida picking up the debate now.
Zu getting annoyed. “It’s just a sweatshirt. I don’t see the big deal!”
“It’s a BOY’S sweatshirt Suzume.” Chubs literally being such a mom on this.
“It’s Roman’s! It’s not like he’s just some random boy. He’s my-”
A PAUSE LONGER THAN THIS POST
Priya gasping in mock horror.
Liam looking ready to have a heart attack.
“Finish that fucking sentence Zu.” From Vida
Ruby jumping in here to save grace. “Let’s just all move on...”
“So you admit your a couple?” Lee SHUDDERING, LITERALLY SHUDDERING AT THE WORD ‘COUPLE’
Zu blushing
Priyanka opening her mouth
And making things
Twenty.
Times.
Worse.
Scrap that
20,0000 times worse.
“Of course she is. I mean, would they sleep in the same bed if they weren’t?”
H O L Y S H I T
Chubs actually short circuiting
Liam knocking his plate off the table
Vida almost breaking the table she’s gripping it so hard
Ruby ready to stop a fight
Roman and Zu both blurting out excuses
“Priya!”
“I get cold, you all know that!”
“And sleeping in Roman’s bed is the only solution?” Liam demanding to a red faced ‘couple’
“I’m sure they do more than sleep.” Priyanka literally digging a hole for her friends
Roman protesting
Chubs taking a deep, controlled breath
“Well. I think about thirty years of my life span has been knocked off. I hope you kids are using contraception-~”
Zu just getting up and leaving the table.
So done
