Mar 3, 2025
Rumor has it...the carpet doesn’t match the drapes…
Which frankly is appalling for one such as yourself. Do you not have a decorator? I shudder to think of the clashing colors of furniture compared to the wall color.
"You're absolutely right. It doesn't match the drapes at all. They're completely different... I have floors so bare you could lick them clean."
(You're welcome for that cheeky response anon! xD)