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Can you believe it guys?! Deltarune! Just two weeks away! Deltarune is in two weeks!
Woohoo! I am so happy about this information! Deltarune just two weeks away! Oh wow! Can you believe it?! Deltarune!
YAYYY ASKS ARE ON :DD Hi Egg!! What’s your favourite circus NPC?
Pomni: I'm pretty sure her favorite is- ...Caine why are you holding her like that?
Zooble: More importantly, how are you holding her like that without being mauled?
(Caine has suddenly appeared, Egg under one arm like a football, air-jail style.)
Caine: I'm the host of the circus, Zooble! The only pain anyone can cause me is emotional! Oh, and she's in time-out because she bit Ragatha.
Egg: Well maybe if she would stop BABYING ME I wouldn't have to BITE HER to get the message across!
Anyways what are we talking about?
Jax: Somebody wants to know who your favorite NPC is.
Egg: Oh, that's easy. The mannequins. Ming, Disappearing Guy, that one Stupid Sauce addict- they come in many different genres. They're also not immersive enough or frequent enough on adventures to form attachments to, so they're pretty easy to talk to.
Pomni: ...Really? I- I could have sworn with how much you two hang out, that Caine was your favorite NP-
Caine: (sweating profusely) YUP THAT'S RIGHT EGG, NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM, TAKE A NAP, AND DON'T QUESTION WHY!!!
Egg: wait what? But it's not even nighttime ye- (is poofed away)
Pomni: What- what was that about? She didn't do anything!
Caine: Pomni, you're new here, so I can't reasonably expect you to know all of the Circus rules already.
So for homework, I'm giving you a list of said rules that I expect you to have memorized before you say another sentence!!! :D
"Rule #1 of care and keeping of an Egg. Never imply that Caine is incapable of human emotion within her hearing range, or you may unhinge the fabric of reality via existential crisis."
Charlie, I want to say congratulations on having your dream becoming a reality. You have no idea how proud we all are.
Charlie: Thank you so much! I'm honestly amazed we got this far... I'm not super happy what had to happen in order to GET here, but... it's still a win for the most part, and if there's one thing I know about our little family, it's that we always pull through no matter what-
(Alastor, irritable with static, passes by. His ears are back.)
Oh! Uh, Alastor? I'm glad I caught you- I think Vidette's been looking for you? She's been having a hard time without you here, and after everything and Angel on top of it, Husk's not in the best place to talk right now, so I think maybe you should-
Alastor: I'm well aware, my dear. Our resident songbird is many things, but subtle about her emotions is not one of them. I can hear her lamenting all the way upstairs. Rest assured, I have it covered.
Charlie: Oh, that's good- uhm- A-Are... you okay? You're a little... signal-interference-y...
Alastor: Let's just say that I have very little tolerance for men taking advantage, or in this case, for granted, their better companions. I think it wouldn't be too presumptuous to say my fawn has had more than her fair share as well.
Charlie: Is... Is this about Vox, or Valentino, or...?
Alastor: If your effeminate spider friend returns, I want a word with him. Privately. If Vidette chooses to see him herself, that's her decision, but he's not to set foot in this hotel without my allowance.
Charlie: What- Alastor, I can't just turn him away! He's owned by that stupid moth jerk! He's an addict- he's stuck in this cycle! He just wanted to protect us! He didn't mean to hurt her by leaving!
Alastor: I wasn't asking, Miss Morningstar. A broken man does not his actions excuse, and I will not tolerate that ideology. If he has more to say than "it won't happen again", I will hear him out, but until then, the ice he is treading on is cracking, and I will not see my this child pulled back under at his hands like I know she'll allow.
A water cooler falls from above
“Buble” (translation: PREPARE YOURSELF MORTALS)
Mod Cheeto: Michael Bubble?
Ashlyn's Funeral Requests
”First of all, hi Milo, Dakota, Cavendish, or whoever is reading this. If you ARE reading this, it’s either because you found it in my room and got curious or concerned, or I finally managed to kick the bucket.”
“If the latter- unless one of you guys, like, murdered me with a chainsaw, or something- let me be the first to confirm; it is not your fault.” "I know you three- I’m looking at you, Dakota- are going to blame yourselves for my untimely demise. Are you the ones who pulled the trigger? No. (Well, hopefully not) it’s the fault of whoever did pull the trigger. Not you.” "Take it from an expert, boys- death just kind of happens, and it really sucks when it does, but I’m okay. I’m freaking free now! Unless I did something really stupid, I should, theoretically, be in Heaven. the place where literally nothing bad can happen. I can stop being an anxious, traumatized wreck all the time! Woot woot!”
”Now, let’s get down to business. I’m hoping and praying you guys find this before the funeral, because I do, in fact, have last wishes.”
“firstly, DO NOT CREMATE ME. I WILL HAUNT YOU FROM THE AFTERLIFE IF YOU CREMATE ME. I want people to randomly find my bones in their backyard one day because they built their house on a graveyard. It would be so freaking funny.”
“secondly, the funeral is open invite. I want any disaster survivors, or families of victims who remember me to be able to come if they want to. Post it online if you can. Milo, I don’t care what Murphy’s law does, you’re freaking coming to my funeral even if you explode my grave, and I will smack you from beyond the grave if you don’t come.”
“I’m aware I don’t have a lot of pictures of me. HOWEVER the internet does! There’s a website cataloguing evidence of my existence throughout time, made by historians and fans, which I apparently have? It’s called “HistoryHasIt’sEyesOnAsh.com”. Yes, the website name is a Hamilton reference, and I applaud them for it. I have an account on there, the password to which is riiiight here-“
she write her username and password below
“post the funeral invite there, too. You can also get a bunch of photos and videos for the inevitable funeral slideshow there. There’s even some really old ones!”
“thirdly, play “American Pie” at the funeral. I actually have a funeral playlist on my phone. American pie is in there several times. I DO NOT CARE if people complain. You do not skip songs, you do not remove songs. You will sit there and listen to all 8 minutes as many times as I so please.”
“fourthly, that historical site MANAGED TO FIND MY LAST NAME! It’s ‘Chance’! Ironic, right? Well, even if that’s my real last name, please put “Murphy-Chance” as my last name.”
”lastly, I know I don’t really say it to anyone but Milo, but you two deserve it after all you’ve done for me. Cavendish and Dakota, I love you. You rescued me from 7 years of living hell, and basically became my parents when I had nobody else. You went above and beyond for a random, cynical teenager who drove you up the wall, sometimes purely for kicks and giggles. As far as I’m concerned, you two are my dads, and I love you. Thank you for everything. All of you. Milo, too. Thank you for being my family.”
“I’m not going to tell you not to cry. I’m not going to tell you not to feel broken inside, or lost, or like a wet pancake. That’s normal. That’s healthy. That’s grieving, something I’ve been refusing to let myself do for years, for fear it would be the final straw that broke my camel brain’s back. Please, let yourselves cry.”
“I know Dakota’s the one more likely to do it, since Cavendish is a stick in the mud- but it’s okay if you don’t go back in time to prevent whatever killed me. I’m okay.” “I ran out of things to say, so I’ll end it like this-“
”My name is Ashlyn, and against all odds, I was here.”
huh. looks like im making characters based on every song in spirit phone yeah
so this is asteroid. i love him thats all i have rn jgkfhgdkfgjgdjgf
HI SO I ACCIDENTALLY SOLVED HERBERT.
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I was trying to answer one question and accidentally answered ALL OF THEM.
So I was trying to figure out HOW and WHY logistically Herbert is vegetarian- because he IS, but it doesn't make any SENSE.
it’s not natural instinct. And it’s not HEALTHY for them.
So I was thinking “what horrible thing do we think happened for Herbert, who has never lived outside of the arctic where he even has ease of access to it, to decide to become vegetarian?”
the ONLY thing I think he could reasonably find would be eggs and even then, how’s he supposed to figure out what does or does not have a creature inside it
But actually maybe not even eggs, since he’s nowhere near anything but mammals before being at club penguin
(^ This is my own art ^) BUT THEN IT HIT ME
Maybe he’s not vegetarian by CHOICE
Herbert- (gestures to powerpoint with long stick) -cannot swim.
Polar bears are EXCELLENT swimmers, which is something polar bears are known for being extremely good at, as it’s necessary for hunting their main prey, sea lions.
EDIT 4/27/26: I was wrong it was ringed seals
Herbert is... not good at swimming. In fact, canonically, he CANNOT. Not only that, but he’s WEIRDLY sensitive to the cold for an arctic mammal with
-Black, sun absorbent skin under all that fur -ALL THAT FUR. -Water repellent fur!!!
As well
SO I THOUGHT “Ok but why wouldn’t he know how to swim? Nothing suggests he was abandoned or anything. I mean he’s weirdly sensitive to the cold, so maybe he never got used to-“
THEN I WAS STABBED 38 TIMES
It’s not canon or anything but it’s the only reason I can find so far. He’s not albino, because his nose and paw pads are still black, so it’s not a lack of sunlight absorption. There's a good chance he WAS abandoned as a result of this condition, which is why he doesn't hunt.
But it explains why he can’t swim, and why he's vegetarian
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INSERT ME SCREAMING INTO PILLOW
SO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THIS BROKE ME???
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT OC BIO I POSTED RECENTLY? COOKIE? THE CLUB PENGUIN OC? THE ONE THAT I CREATED A MONTH AGO?
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THAT’S WHY HE’S EASIER ON HER THAN THE OTHER PENGUINS
Not necessarily because she treats him with respect but because she freakin’ GETS IT
He is a vegetarian because he never LEARNED how to hunt because he CAN’T swim because swimming in arctic water would probably KILL HIM for the exact same reason COOKIE wouldn’t survive in the wild in a normal penguin society
So in conclusion-
THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH TIME NOW THIS HAS HAPPENED BY THE WAY.
Cookie character description (last updated 5/15/26)
All art by me!
red text = subject to change
Other important links are at the bottom of the post!!!
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Name: Cookie Age: Early 20's Birthday: N/A Fandom: Club Penguin Relationship?: dating JPG Voiceclaim: -Kate Miccuci? -Andrea Storm Kaden? -Anna Kendrick? -Lizzie Freeman? -Paula Rhodes?
🍪 -Related Songs- 🍪
-When He Sees Me - Waitress -Victoria's Secret - Jax -Obviously - Dear Evan Hansen -Shut Up and Dance - WALK THE MOON -No Matter What - Steven Universe -Best Served Cold - JT Music -The Plagues - Prince of Egypt
🍪 -Personality (WIP)- 🍪
Cookie, in contrast to her brother, isn't a super chipper penguin by nature. She's often stressed, tired, or depressed, but masks it for others' comfort, bottling her problems until they become too much to bear.
In spite of her dark humor and frazzled demeanor, she's very kindhearted and protective of those she cares about. In her most natural, happiest state, she's silly and excitable, though often easily distracted, making it easy to see the family resemblance between her and Rookie.
🍪 -Backstory- 🍪
Rookie and Cookie are a rare find amidst penguins- not in species, but because they're twins. Surviving twins who made it to adulthood.
Rookie and Cookie's egg was abandoned, and happened to be found by Aunt arctic, who decided to bring it home with her.
Since penguins are born from eggs, which lack the stretch a mammal's womb would, there's only so much available room for a chick in there, let alone two. This means that any twin chicks are bound to hatch prematurely, usually with birth defects that make it extremely difficult for them to survive infancy.
Upon Rookie and Cookie's hatching, it became very quickly evident that something was very wrong.
Rookie had tried with all his tiny baby strength to break the both of them out of their egg, but wound up too weak to do it on his own, causing him to peep up a ruckus until Aunt Arctic carefully opened it the rest of the way for them.
And inside were two very, very small penguins! One green, and one pink. Rookie seemed healthy enough for a premature chick, but Cookie was smaller and paler than he was, shivering even when bundled, and getting sick easily.
While in a NICU, Cookie was diagnosed with a rare condition, essentially meaning that not only does she not produce the waterproofing oil nearly all penguins do by the base of their tails, but Cookie's feathers grow in brittle and misshapen, making them nearly useless at keeping out the cold arctic air, and leaving her at risk of hypothermia if she were to get damp
Not only did she have to be very well layered when going outside, but the simple act of wearing clothes would mess up her feathers, resulting in them being patchy, unkempt, and looking like a constantly-molting adolescent, leaving her with insecurities about her body image.
All this put together, Cookie didn't go outside often when she was little, but Rookie was always there to keep her company, even making up games they could play through the window when Rookie was outside.
Rookie would flop himself on top of Cookie as a baby to try and keep her warm, carrying the habit with him into adulthood. Rookie molts before Cookie does, so he's always been there to use his new feathers as an excuse to cuddle 24/7.
Once they were old enough, they both took the entrance exam for the PSA, and eventually got in, with Rookie becoming head of the communications division, and Cookie specializing in communications and stealth. Cookie began to be tasked with keeping a general eye on Herbert, and blending in with the crowd in search of anything that might be of concern.
In spite of the good life she lives, Cookie struggles with depression, made worse by stress and insecurity about her health concerns.
Through work, she met JPG, and they eventually started dating.
🍪 -Relationships with others- 🍪
Rookie - Twin brother! very close siblings. Rookie is extremely protective of her, and has been looking out for her since they hatched. Always there to try and cheer her up, or reassure her when she's insecure.
JPG - Boyfriend. Very protective, very alert. Not-so-subtly head over heels for her, but it's easy to hide his blush behind his shades.
Aunt Arctic - Mother figure! Raised the twins.
Gary - Friend and father figure (he's a father figure for all of the agents at this point)
Herbert - Friend-in-denial. Herbert pretends he doesn't care about her, but he finds they can relate to each other a lot, likely having close to the same disability making them susceptible to the cold. Cookie isn't as upbeat or perky as other penguins, which is a refreshing change for him. While he doesn't exclude her from falling victim to any of his schemes, he does go slightly easier on her.
Ex: Simply had her sit in the corner rather than freeze her during Operation Blackout
Klutzy - friends
Dot - friends
Agent (Penguinronpa interpretation) - friends
Cadence - Friends
Sensei - Friends
Rory - Friends
Franky - Acquainted
Rockhopper - Acquainted
🍪 -Fun Facts- 🍪
-The offical name for the AU is the "Underbaked AU", because baking reference, a rookie baker is more likely to over or underbake something, and the twins came out underbaked (preemies!!!)
-Cookie's appearance is designed purely based on what I was wearing in Club Penguin Journey at the time, originally intended as a stand-in, but I wound up liking it so much that it both became her canon design, and also my usual fit for Club Penguin,
-Cookie stress-bakes, often winding up with a mountain of baked goods she then proceeds to give to Herbert, who then pelts her with them until she leaves.
-While Cookie works well under pressure, she's a wreck afterwards.
-Cookie has trouble preening on her own, and isn't comfortable letting anyone but Rookie help her with her feathers.
-Cookie has basically every disability I do, just like all my OCs. Audhd, anxiety, depression, ocd, etc, yayyy~
-There's a running joke between the twins that they're different colors because, since pink is the color you get when you remove green from white light, Rookie took all the "green dye" when they were in the egg.
-Cookie has three puffles. A froglike one (CPJ exclusive) named Froggit, a white one named Frosting, and a pink one named Confetti.
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Other important links
-Herbert Disability Theory -Evil AU rundown