#chell rants

[chellonihaoma]

Hollow Knight AU where instead of throwing the vessels in the abyss and using the void to make sure they have "no mind to think", the Pale King just gives the Hollow Knight an iPad with those terrible mobile games.

Hollow Knight trapped in the Black Egg, but it has its iPad plugged in and so it's just mindlessly playing terrible mobile games for eternity. The Radiance is screaming at it when it does something dumb like in those mobile ads.

Also Radiance shoulder devil convincing the Hollow Knight to buy those in-game credits. Pale King foolishly connected his credit card and now must die to escape his mountain of credit card debt from all of the Hollow Knight/Radiance's in-app purchases.

[chellonihaoma]

My favourite part of Hollow Knight: Silksong is when you get to the final boss fight and you're standing there with all the allies you've collected along the way, and then Hornet says "Together, we are Silksong!" and then you all join together to form Voltron, pull out a giant gun, and one-shot Grand Mother Silk

[chellonihaoma]

May I present for your enjoyment this meme I made while reading Harrow the Ninth?

[ID: A heavily edited tweet by dustin Couch @/Dustinkcouch that reads: magnus: oh hey u guys are back early abigail: harrow's haunted magnus: what? abigail: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* harrow's haunted. End ID]

[chellonihaoma]

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog! <3 (addendum from meg: only do this if you want to ;)

Ah, three whole facts? I'll try!

1. I'm not very good at video games, BUT I have 76.34% completion in Breath of the Wild and 65.97% in Tears of the Kingdom.

2. I am currently reading Dune Messiah.

3. I don't do a lot of baking, but I make pretty dang good chocolate chip cookies and recently made some checkerboard cookies, which were also good.

There you go! Thanks, Meg! <3

[chellonihaoma]

*shapeshifts into a girl, but I look exactly the same*

[chellonihaoma]

Saiki K Vampire AU

Something @toastghost522 and I came up with late at night a few years back, but it came up again recently, so here it is

Saiki is obviously a vampire He was born one bc his mum is one (and her mum, too, that’s why they both look so young) His dad is not a vampire Neither is his brother

Kaidou IS a vampire, but no one knows Even Saiki doesn’t believe him bc he thinks it’s part of the fantasy One day Kaidou’s mum is snooping around his room (like she do) She finds a book about blood on his bookshelf “I didn’t know you had such an interest in blood, Shun! Of course I’ll support your pursuit of becoming a doctor!” And that’s how he got forced into medical school later in life

[chellonihaoma]

Started Julie and the Phantoms today because I didn’t want to commit to a 45+ minute episode of something else—a few hours later and I accidentally watched the entire show. 😳

It was so good though! I need more!!! 😭

[chellonihaoma]

The Illusion of Free Choice