#chelsieboyack

[onecolorendsandonebegins]

chelsieboyack replied to your post“How to have the most relaxing bath ever: Forget all of the scented...”

You are my hero

Why thank you! I try :p

[onecolorendsandonebegins]

I am feeling super disconnected from my friends on here. I haven't talked to any of you in soooooo long :( How are you?? What is going on in your lives?????? I seriously miss you guys so much!! Let's be friends again <36

[unshurtugal]

I totally dreamt it was you that discovered it was a fox that kept opening my recycling bin, except in my dream the fox was a ballet dancer with a big foxy head and a tail... So there's that

omg what

[thelaissezfaireway]

an interesting fact about me.... when looking about baby development I realised that six week old fetus' look like dinosaurs... I then proceed to name my bum Steg, as in Stegosaurus.... and will only refer to it as such, even to my midwife! (also I cant complain about the glee hiatus length because when it comes back, I will still be preggers!)

hahaha, that's great!

Hmm, related story.. When I was about six years old, my school tried to teach us about the 'miracle of life' and finally break it to us that storks, in fact, did not bring babies. So for weeks we studied the development of a baby inside the mother's stomach and how the mommy and daddy get together and half their parts make a baby but we didn't get told the 'why' because we were, after all, first graders. But one girl asked how the sperm and egg joined if they were from two separate people and the teacher kind of deflected the question and told us that sperm came out when boys peed or something like that. So for a good five years of my life, I thought that women had to drink pee to get pregnant. Never wanted to have kids after that.