Request Ask, loosely based on a thing I had an RP for: Kankri is a priest, the next character of your choice is a faerie, and Kankri poorly attempts to banish them from church grounds that were once fae territory.
Kankri stomps his foot and glares angrily at Sollux, who’s still sitting in one of the pews, smirking like the little shit he is. Just barely visible in the low light filtering through the stained-glass windows, bee-like wings spread from Sollux’s back and flutter lightly to match his amusement. “This is my church!” Kankri splutters, still holding onto the once-full vial of holy water and salt that he’d been using to purify the church grounds. “Too bad, I was here first.” Sollux said, raising a brow over his glasses. “And by the way, even if this wasn’t my property to begin with, table salt is useless against fae. Just saying.”