#chichii

[nbklost]

Amo de paixão meu Gochi

como esse casal pode ser tão perfeito?

[gupppycat]

coco boy

[normaspersonal]

While fishing

Goku: Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Gohan: Dad we don't-

Goku: The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Gohan: But we don't-

Goku: N.O A.T.M.O.S.P.H.E.R.E!!!

[normaspersonal]

Dad Goku jokes

Goku: listen here, How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

Goten: What does horny mean?

Goku: A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it!!!"

Chichi: G.O.K.U LEAVE.

[normaspersonal]

*at dinner time*

Goku: Guys listen up!

Goten: What it is Dad?

Goku: A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says...

Goku: 'SORRY WE DON'T SERVE FOOD HERE.' *starts laughing very loudly*

Gohan: FATHER.