#chidorks

[shisui-sama-blog]

chidorks replied to your post “[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just...”

[txt] God that was a bit too innocent of you. [txt] Could make one think that you're still a goddamn virgin.

[txt] yeah well 

[txt] fuck you 

[txt] find someone else to pick you up

[shisui-sama-blog]

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?! [obviously from charasuke lm fao]

[text] well then what were you doing

[text] WAIT NEVERMIND 

[text] this is why you shouldn't text me before noon

[blindxraven]

+5 have been heard.

            "You shouldn't be out so late all by yourself                       -- I hear there are bounty hunters in these areas... It's not safe." 

       A smirk plays on the raven's lips as he speaks to the other, glass eye trained on them from the tree he was perched in, legs dangling in the air. He clicks his tongue, head canting a bit to the side as he gets a better picture of the man he'd been following.

[blinded-prodigy-blog]

; )

         "Your boorish incompetence irritates me to no end." The raven taunted as crimson red blood trickled from his right eye, a wheel of black doused in a pool of red swirled incessantly as it perfectly came in sync with his divine anger. Itachi was not pleased at his little brother’s childish antics, it annoyed him to no extent. 

         ”Die in the flames of the abyss! Amaterasu!” the male exclaimed, as the black flares sought to eradicate the eyesore before the godly Uchiha.

[paintedroots-blog]

[text]:You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text] How'd I get in the kitchen if I couldn't walk?