sorry to just drop this randomly but I was reading your best friend!oscar post and!!! what about best friend!oscar that invites you over for like a tea or something and when you show up he is sweaty from his run and wearing the thighest compression shirt that just show off his biceps...
STOP i haven't checked my inbox in Months i have no idea when this was sent and i apologize if it took so long but i agree that bestfriend!oscar would do this.
—come over for tea. —what are you wearing. —oh, i asked artturi to get me one of those compression shirts. do i look okay? —(you don't fall for that. the fuck he means Do i look okay?) who the fuck drinks hot tea after working out. —well should i have invited you over for a protein shake then???
you grab his phone and copy off artturi's number to yours. you send him a text.
hey artturi just a small concern. i do hope you're aware that power steering is available in f1 cars so you don't really need to be training oscar's biceps like that. you might be neglecting his neck. not that that also needs any more enlarging but the pull-ups need to go.
in which artturi sends a screenshot to oscar, asking "Who is this?"
his laugh is a little manic at your text, the way this silly shirt affects you. it gives him enough adrenaline for a marathon. he windowshops for more compression shirts.