WinterFalcon for otp/kids meme?
It took me waking up the next morning to realize falcon was sam not clint. I guess i was a little more drunk then i realized....
Who in your OTP carries them from the couch/car to the bed?
And who soothes the kids after a nightmare?
Who wants to throw out the car seat because the stupid thing won’t strap in?
Who cries on the first day of school?
Gets the kids into the local sports team?
Sam, but he doesn’t pressure
And who’s the parent that gets way too aggressive at these games?
Neither of them. They just want their kids to have fun. Unless someone is being a dick, then Bucky won’t stand for that
Who in your OTP lets the kids stay up and watch movies and who sends them to bed?
Bucky lets them stay up and Sam sends them to bed
Who sneaks candy to the kids before school, whilst the other pretends not to notice?
Bucky sneaks candy and Sam pretends not to notice
Who is the parent that yells at the kid for being called to the principal’s office and who is the parent who yells at the principal?
Bucky yells at the principal and Sam yells at the kid
Who teaches their son to tie a tie and who
Explains periods to their daughter?
Bucky, but he won’t admit it happened
Who reads the book in silly voices?
Who’s the one against sweets before dinner and who lets it slide?
Sam is against, Bucky lets it slide
Who gets rid of the monster in the closet and under the bed?
Which parent sneaks veggies into the kids’ dinner and who doesn’t like veggies themselves?
Sam, but they’re both good about veggies
Who in your OTP does the “hurt my baby and I’ll kill you” speech when their kid brings someone over?
Who goes on all the rides with the kids because their partner gets queasy on rides?