100 Mostly Useless Questions About Me
Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
Have you ever written a song? One, a really cheesy one at Disney world, and I still have it on CD
Can you make change for a dollar right now? I may be in the UK, but yes I have 4 US quarters. But can’t for a UK pound, but I do have one.
Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? Once, I held a ladder for an electrician (Don’t think that counts really)
Have you ever written a poem? Under duress of English GCSE yes. They are beautiful, I will read them, but writing them isn’t me.
Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? If that means Ketchup, heck no to both.
Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Scouts for 9/10 years? (I don’t know) I was a cub scout, scout, explorer scout and even was a leader at one point.
Have you ever written a book? Yes, sort of, it will never see the light of day. But I have made a book with all my uni readings in, I might post that as a bit of uni advice later.
Have you ever broken a mirror? Not that I know of.
Are you superstitious? On the face of it no, however I do lots of things like I’ll never say the Q word when I’m working with the police.
What is your biggest pet peeve? Not respecting my space, you can enter my room, sure, but ask me first, and ask before you touch anything.
Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? Only to annoy with intent.
Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? I’m literally 5 years old, of course.
Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Don’t like either, but would go with a whopper if I had to.
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Nope.
Would you ever parachute out of a plane? If it was free to do and I was doing it for something, yes. But I would be swearing all the way up and all the way down.
What’s the most daring thing you’ve done? White water kayaking or speaking to a random person in a club (both were terrifying)
When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I feel like this is US aimed as plastic is the only one.
True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. False, pizza rocks, however steak is still amazing.
Did you have a baby blanket? No, but I was given a teddy at birth, as I was born on the night of “BBCs children in need” show (Its a yearly tv show were famous TV people do stuff to raise money for children in poverty at home and aboard) I was given a pudsey (The yellow bear mascot).
Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? I have, but only a tiny bit that was annoying me
How did that turn out?It no longer annoyed me, so well... sort of
Have you ever sleepwalked? I was told I once got up and started getting ready for school at 2am.
Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? I never knew this was a thing.
Can you flip your eye-lids up? Errrrrrr
Are you double jointed? I’m not.
If you could be any age, what age would you be? Happy as I am, any of my uni years really, well that’s if I could re live them sort of thing.
Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Lucky for me, no.
Do you ride roller coasters? Heck yeah, favourite has got to be either the rock and roller coaster at Disney or Stampida at PortAventura
What’s your favorite carnival ride? If this means those travelling ones, I don’t really have one as they have always been over priced but for theme parks, roller coasters... see above.
What is your dream car? Aston martian DB9, but I would rather have a road bike. The Trek Speed Concept Time trial bike with carbon full disk rear wheel. Or for a general use bike either a Giant or Trek carbon aero frame with Di2 Group set. (I want really light and really fast push bikes for anyone who has no idea)
What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Youtube cartoon of Charlie the Unicorn because of its connection to my euro trip to Holland with my high school.
Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Nope, had a cat treat because my mother said I wasn’t stupid enough.
If so, would you eat another one? Hahahahahhahaha no
If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Panic, then if I haven’t drown smash a window.
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes, Got a lovely high speed trip under blue lights.... Don’t put your fingers in doors kids.
Can you pick something up with your toes? I will risk dropping it, but yes.
How many remote controls do you have in your house? TV remotes, 4, other remotes.... maybe a million.
Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Well I had a nap during a break, but I intended to do it.
How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Sadly no, before uni I would fly at least once a year.
How many foreign countries have you visited? Spain, Carnies islands, France, Holland, Belgium, USA and Wales for 5 minutes to visit a supermarket. Italy is next on my list.
If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? No, never. When I studied to get my black belt, my teacher taught me to never accept anything that is given to me, because he wasn’t going to give me my black belt, I was going to take it. So I was taught that I had to earn what I get and not have it given to me. If I win a medal in a triathlon it will be because I fought for it.
Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Happy of course, but if I could have a really nice push bike, I wouldn’t need anything else to be happy. (Okay and nice cycle gear to wear, a pair of bike shorts really help)
If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?Panic first, but float because I seen it proven that it works.
Do you ask for directions when you are lost? I am never lost, just exploring new places.... But also no because I believe myself when I say I’m exploring not lost when I really am lost.
Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? Not a clue
Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice.
Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons, they make good fire fuel.
Do you prefer light or dark bread? White because I’m an unhealthy sod.
Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Neither really, but I will go for a omelet but with cheese.
Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Nope
Do you talk in your sleep? I’ve been told I argue with squirrels
Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Shovel snow because snow is great.
Have you ever played in the rain? Of course, playing rugby in the rain is the best.
Did you make mud pies? That doesn’t sound safe, what is it?
Have you ever broken a bone? Not really, but I had the tip of my finger crushed, so I guess yes if crushed counts.
Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? I love climbing trees, but I don’t think I could get it down by hand, but give me some rope and a cat box, easy job.
Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? There is a difference in the nose, and I think I could, but to be fair either way I’ll be backing the heck away from them.
Do you drink pepsi or coke? Pepsi, because its cheaper.
What’s your favorite number? 5
If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Sports,
Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Accidentally, hahahahahaha. Who needs soap?
Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Nope.
Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Errrr what? I use soap? Is there a difference?
Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Nope
Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons voices.
If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Movie star? Martian Freeman!
Do you need corrective lenses? Nope, lucky me
Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn’t like? Of course I would, they don’t rule my life.
Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? Of course, I don’t choose their friends and I will respect that.
Have you ever returned a gift? Once, but that was to change the size.
Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? No, I would feel really guilty about it.
If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Track cycling!
If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Road cycling, would do track but the no breaks thing scary me abit.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 1 Formal, 2 converses (One blue, one superman) 2 Trainers (one good set, one that should be binned but useful when needing shoes to risk losing), 1 wet shoes, and 1 cycling shoes.
If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Most likely not, but my family talk to each other because they never know what to get me.
Do you sing in the car? Never driven after passing my test, but cycling yes.... I had another cycling sneak up on me while I was once.
What is your favorite breed of dog? I literally have no idea.
Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Of course, if I had the spare.
What is your favorite fruit? Apple
What is your least favorite fruit? Pineapple
What kind of fruit have you never had? Lots, but first one to mind is mango
If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Local bike shop, buy a carbon road frame.
What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I wear a brand called Dhb who make entry level bike gear.
Are/were you a good student? This year, no, but I love my course and my subject so I guess sure.
Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Not a clue.
If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Royal Air Force, Join their intelligence or police teams.
What do you think is your best feature? I really don’t know to be honest.
If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Acoustic I guess.
If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for? Adventure
What is your favorite season? A warm British spring.
How many members do you have in your immediate family? Father, Mother and sister. Plus a cat.
Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight, because of my love of exploring and I sort of need it for cycling. But without taste, no amazing Italian dishes, without hearing, no rain against a window, without smell, no seaside air. And without touch, no warm embrace of a loved ones hug or kiss.
Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter would seem more fun.
How many years will/did you end up going to college? Three, plus maybe post grad, really want to go abroad but no-one does criminology abroad in English.
Have you ever had surgery? Specialist Mirco plastic surgery on my finger after it was crushed in a door when I was very young. Very impressed that there is little scaring on the tissue, however the nail is like one of those metal roofs.
Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Figure skater, always hated the way I was treated in football in high school, plus its still too homophobic
What do you like to collect? Disney pins.
How many collectibles do you have? Pins maybe 150 I think. But I have other things like scout neckers I have tons of and post cards (don’t collect them now.
What one question would you add to this survey? I saw this the other day and I’ll answer - Who is your Hero? Me, people talk about their breaking point, but will rarely ever truly find it. I found where mine was, and I passed beyond it. But I didn’t let it break me. And a hero is someone I can be proud of and who I want to be. I’m proud of myself and I’m happy staying as I am.
