[ txt; old man. ] do you always wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
[text]: When it comes to you? Yes.
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[ txt; old man. ] do you always wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
[text]: When it comes to you? Yes.
Because its hilarious and no human being can resist the creamy goodness of a klondike bar. So, will you, or will you not, pledge your butt, to be spanked, for a klondike bar.
—I’m French and the best ‘delicacy' you can come up with is a klondike bar?
You’re out of your mind if you think I’d bend over backwards for an overpriced, falsely advertised, far from gourmet ice cream sandwich.
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til its gone. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot~
--I think you picked the wrong person to be preaching the hippy agenda to.
Just. Uhm. About Scott.
--Ah, yes. Scott. -- You know, it probably would have been better to just initiate the conversation before asking me. I'd be less inclined to say no.
Since the metaphorical landmine has been stepped on and my limbs were already figuratively blown off -- what about him?