#chris quotes

[megluvsmichael]

“If you pray for the rain, you gotta be ready for the mud.” - C.S

[moralsandmorsels-blog]

Sometimes being the observer is just as beautiful as being the creator.

Chris

[gleekto]

(Glee) was one of the very few shows that showed LBGT youth but gave them a soul - and didn’t just make them a cliche or a stereotype or a punching bag or as a punchline. I know my character sometimes was a sidekick or would get one episode, but they let me show his soul and I think when people actually see the soul of someone, not just the facade, it makes them understand. It makes them care.

Chris Colfer at YALLWest in response to “How do you think Glee and shows like it changed people’s opinions on like gay marriage?”

[gleekto]

Are the rumours that you and Amy Evans are more than friends true?" Sam read. "Your answer: No. That's a rumor the Wizzers who like our characters' relationship started. I'm glad they're so invested in the show, though." Mo was anxious to hear his real answer and sat up in her seat like a puppy waiting for a treat. "The only relationship Amy Evans is in is with herself," Cash said. "Meanwhile, every girlfriend I've ever had has been harassed and chased away by the Wizzers who refuse to accept the show isn't a documentary. Right before she dumped me, my last girlfriend got a box of hair in the mail. It came with a note that said, 'We know Amy and Cash are in love. Get out of their way or this will be all that's left of you. Sincerely, the Bumtrees'... Mo cleared her throat. "For the record that's exactly why the shippers changed their name to the Peachfuzzlers," she informed the car. "The Bumtrees were giving the fandom a bad name.

Chris Colfer in Stranger than Fanfiction (p. 106)

[gleekto]

1/2 So happy to read the back-to-back next project announcements for Darren and Chris. Amazing! I remembered something each of them said a few years ago about their future careers. In the 2011 Uniqlo ad campaign, Darren said (24 yrs old and one year into Glee), "I get scared. I feel like I've accomplished something really great really early on. It's like, where do I go from here? How much greater can life get? I'm extremely lucky now. I hope I can continue to develop this." (cont.)

2/2 At the 2012 premiere of Struck by Lightning at Tribeca Film Festival, Chris said at the Q&A, “One of my true passions is writing something and then portraying it. There really is no other way to fully know a character unless you 100% create it. I get to be completely in control. I LIKE control!” So happy to see these talented guys’ dreams come true. Darren’s birthday banner from 2013 was right; the sky’s the limit! For both of them!!

Gleekto says:

Great job digging up those quotes. Yeah, Darren has gone from role of a lifetime to role of a lifetime to role of a lifetime…And all the little things in between. We are blessed.

And yes, Chris has many times expressed wanting to create his own acting work. I hope so much this happens for him (and us) but either way the fact that he is creating for performance again is GOOD NEWS. 

[chrisfromnsync]

Chris quotes Part 5

"I can't really play the field. I've tried, but when a girl doesn't get my jokes, it just totally ruins the mood. I'm not like Joey. He's happy as long as they're legal. I need them to, like, speak English and stuff."

"Hmm... I like the Dragon Lance series because I love dragons... I think dragons are cool and so is Lance" -On his fave book

"I sliced it!!"

"If my girlfriend were taller than me, I'd have to wear heals."

"Excuse me, sir, you need to pull over, your hairstyle's out of date."

"Time to make the doughnuts."

"Seriously, I'm gonna be the most popular, Justin. You just wait! When this headgear comes off, I'm kickin' your ass!"

"I love surprising a girl with a picnic on the beach. My dream girl is athletic, so we'd spend all day in-line skating and surfing. I also love a girl who's adventurous when it comes to love. I dig it when she makes the first move."

"We're very trusting. If you give us the shirt off your back, we're gonna give you the shirts off our backs - plus our pants."

"Busta's peed . . . ahhhh. This is censored for television."

"Were you looking at my bum? BUM LOOKER!"

"I had a pet tree once and I used to take it for walks in a wagon... and it used to go pee on dogs."

"That ain't fair yo! What does Justin weigh??? A buck fiddy??"

"I have a really short attention span so things tend to bore me easily, which I hate."

"You could embarrass us by bringing Joey out on stage."

"Hey, you can mess up the face.... but definitely not the hair."

"Get your hands off me, you old poodle man!" -on SNL

"I drive myself crazy... get it?? DRIVING crazy?? Go Karts?? Get it??"

"They're Stinky Winks! The little Stinky Winks! DON'T TOUCH ME!"-The Anti-Drug commercial

"Oh that's my hair man. That's au naturale. I was born with dreads. I was born with a weave."

"Cuz my mom knows I like to wake up at 3:00 in the morning and try to see what Santa Claus brought me!"

"Lets just take it and run."

"It's like your running in a forest, you're running in a forest, you're running in a forest, and you hit a tree..." McDonald's Video

"This ride may be hazardous to your health."

"We are so lost, can we stop at a 7-eleven and ask for directions?"

"I'm one of the top 5 in the group."

"I think the hardest thing is being so big over in Europe, then coming home and nobody having a clue."

"Joey's a chicken magnetic. In Europe, they didn't understand what a chick magnet was, so they kept callin' him the chicken magnetic.' Beg-gawk!"

"Justin Timberlake is a meanie!"

"TOY STORY 2 IS COMING OUT"

"HUH? Can you speak up? 'Cause the ears were the first to go!"

"I'm definitely a jeans and T-shirt kind of guy!"

"I think we're all equally funny, I just come out of the box the fastest."

"When JC starts talking in interviews, I think I just sort of go into autopilot. You know, you're smiling and nodding and inside you're like 'Shut UP Jayce' and mentally doing your 2001 tax return. And by the time you tune back in, he's finishing up his discussion about how Digital Get Down was just a snapshot of the times."

"I was gonna say, how can you mispronounce J.C.?? That's pretty bad."

"I wish there was a rumor about me and a lot of girls. Let's start one! "

"That's the album cover. So if you've seen this, congratulations, you've bought our album. (Showing the camera his tattoo)"

"I'd like to do a duet with Gwen Stefani, just because I wouldn't sing, I'd just be asking her out on a date the entire time."

"When the party is over the night's just begun..."

"I think Lance is pretty good at it, too. He's sneaky. You don't know he's doing it until it's too late."- On Lance being flirty

"If we're old farts sitting in the bathroom, still singing our a cappellas toghether, we're going to be just as happy."

For more Chris quotes, see here.

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Chris Quotes Part 4

"JC has officially named his name Fred now. He wants to be called Fred and nothing else...just Fred...cus it just flowwss. "

"We want Lance, we want Lance, we want Lance..."

"... And we got Lance!... The four of us are replaceable... Lance is irreplaceable... He's albino... Quit lying, he's a Mississippi Albino... They're very rare in this part of the country"

"I know that when I was born I pretty much was singing. My mom says I could sing before I could talk. I just know that I've always loved music and love listening to music and performing."

"Away from these guys!" (Talking about his dream vacation)

"St. KIRKpatrick's Day."

"Two penguins were on a boat getting some sun. One penguin says to the other, "Would you please pass me the radio?" And the penguin says, "What do I look like a tomato?"

"Can I go now?"

"I'm gonna snowboard, I'm gonna break my leg, and then, they're gonna send me home, and I'm gonna take workmans comp, cuz I be workin'"

"Everybody's like GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW tapping and I was like DONT MOVE!!"

"Whoa... I swear if you hit me... I'll be on this here dashboard so quick..."

"It was cool, it was cool, it was a lot of fun. When we first thought of the idea everybody was like 'Yeah, this is gonna be really cool' and I was like 'You guys are weird'. Running around on trains, cars and dogs. I was like it's a dude video; it's like a video for guys. It's what we like... trains, cars, chicks, and dogs. I don't know about trains but cars, chicks and dogs we like. Trains was just thrown in cause me and Joey didn't have anything to do. I'm on a train. Great idea! I was scared to death!"- McDonald's Video

Question: Finish this sentence: When I'm older... "But I'm already old!"

"I drive my Nikes! (Speaking of his "car")"

"IT'S A WEAVE IS THAT WHAT YOUR ASKING ME??...IT'S A WEAVE!!"

"� because we're like brothers, I mean we fight a lot, well no not a lot, we just fight a lot.... yeah we fight a lot"

"She is SO A-MA-ZING."

"Meet & greets. We meet um, we greet um."

"I go on the computer a lot but I don't usually check our websites. I check my email. I get a lot of email from fans and I try to write them back as much as possible."

"Joey kissed Lance!"

"We don't sing, we just lipsync"

"Who cares about Britney? Did you see Christina? Holy G-string!"

"Lance is dating me."

"Everyone visits the can."

"I was thrown out of a hotel in South Africa for skating down the corridor!"

"What does that mean? Your underwears are camouflage? There's brown and green stains?"

"I GOT A NEW HOUSE "

"I think it's my hair. I stick out a little bit."

"What do you mean by sophisticated mama?"

"Three things I'd bring on a deserted Island? I'd bring my skates, a coke machine and the Spice Girls."

"Did we spell YTV right?"

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't care what JC says, if you bring me ice cream I will let you come in my dressing room."

"I got the beef, you bring the buns."

"How about a slow comfortable screw?"

"Why is the Toronto Department of Hazardous Materials here?? Did we do something??"

"Tackle CARSON!!!"

"I will smile all the time now!" -Talking about getting braces off.

"I don't have my own hairdresser. And I don't have friends like Lance has."

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