* @chrleadr !
decaying alive was a DISGUSTING process . not many people have the chance of experiencing it but one kenny mccormick dealt with the effects of a slow set - in of rigor mortis on the daily . bones crack revoltingly as he moves , stringy , BLOOD - STAINED blond locks falling over his chapped skin ; it really is a nauseating sight . halloween was typically his free night , once again able to roam the FAMILIAR streets of south park with not a single strange look , & not the worst night to pick up girls either ( noone is gonna believe he’s actually dead ; it’s not as if the smell doesn’t say enough ) . however , he was only kept his body in MEDIOCRE shape for a little while , & eventually cinnamon apple scented room spray couldn’t mask the stench of ROT that clung to him .
luckily , he just happened to know the right girl that might be able to solve his little problem .










