I’ve been listening to the Jurassic Park audiobook, which is AMAZING (I didn’t think it was possible to love this series even more but I DO). And I just got to the climatic t-Rex paddock scene IN THE BATHROOM because my body hates me.
Although it’s kind of appropriate because in movie!JP: “when you gotta go, you gotta go” And in book!JP: not-the-lawyer pees his pants
Oh yeah, and 8 HOURS TIL GEEKCON. I’m cosplaying Malcolm. Yes, there will be pictures.












