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Todd “Fivehead” Courser Pleads No Contest for Being a Really Crappy Public Servant
Todd “Fivehead” Courser Pleads No Contest for Being a Really Crappy Public Servant
Attorney General Dana Nessel announced today in Lansing that former Michigan State House Rep Todd Courser (R – Probably still grousing about the seats) finally plead no contest to Willful Neglect of Duty by a Public Officer. He now faces sentencing on September 16, 2019, where he could receive a fine of $1000 and up to a year in prison. There isn’t a more deserving jerk than good ole “Let them…
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Michigan House To Pay $515K In Suit Related To Courser-Gamrat Sex Scandal By David Eggert, Associated Press LANSING (AP) – The Michigan House of Representatives will pay $515,000 in a settlement with two former legislative aides who alleged they were wrongfully fired and publicly humiliated after reporting two lawmakers’ extramarital affair and misconduct.
Judge Dismisses Misconduct Charge For Ex-Lawmaker Todd Courser LANSING (WWJ/AP) – A judge has dismissed a misconduct charge against an ex-Michigan lawmaker who quit office in a sex scandal last year.
For No Particular Reason
For No Particular Reason
But Tom Courser is running for Lapeer County Prosecutor so … And to be fair, here’s a picture of Cindy Gamrat swag at a tea party event, complete with a clip board of nominating petitions. Good job, Republicans! You know how to pick em!
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Michigan’s Favorite Fornicating Former Lawmakers Headed For The Big House, Maybe
After a torrid — or at least torpid — affair that led to the stupidest cover-up ever, it looks like the firm hand of Lady Justice is coming for Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat, the outlaw lovers and Christian wingnut ex-legislators from Michigan. After investigating their extramarital shenanigans and subsequent conspiratorial tomfoolery, state Attorney General Bill Schuette announced Friday the licentious legislative lovebirds would be arrested on felony charges of misconduct in office, all stemming from their attempt to cover up the affair by spreading a false rumor that Courser cavorted with gay hookers while addicted to porn and drugs. It was unclear at press time whether either former legislator would also be given a big dope slap for being such big dopes.
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Michigan Election Results
Last week we had a series of elections across the United States. The focus seemed to be on Ohio’s Marijuana bill, the Kentucky & Virginia races.
The fascinating (or crazy bizarre) race was the one in Michigan. Former state Reps.Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat were running for their old seats.
For those who don’t know, Todd Courser resigned from his seat after his scandalous summer. He was the charming gentleman who wrote his own smear email proclaiming he was seen behind a Lansing nightclub having sex with another man. He was recorded discussing his strategy to release this fake scandal by his staff member.
Totally sane people may ask, why would someone do this? Well, it was to cover up his real scandal which was that he was having an affair with none other than Cindy Gamrat. Which of course ended up backfiring on him big time and he was forced to resign and Cindy was expelled from her position.
Flashforward to last week when both Courser and Gamrat ran again for their old seats! Luckily the people of Michigan said, no thanks! Cindy Gamrat lost to Mary Whiteford and Todd Courser lost to Gary Howell.
The bottom line is this, don’t have an affair with your colleague and then write a fake scandal to cover it up! Actually, the real moral is, don’t have an affair period.
Gary Howell will run against Margaret Guerrero DeLuca and Mary Whiteford will face David Gernant.
Keep an eye on this race in March!!