Aug 24, 2020
the fucking funniest thing about the shark game is the sharks’ petty bitchy nerd-vs-cheerleader rivalry with the dolphins.
“Delphinium, something that, much like its inventors, just isn't quite as legitimate in the ocean.”
“The dolphin population regretfully grows.“
“Do we need these guys?“
“Whales and dolphins are twice as effective, now that we can adapt our hunting strategies to their supposed 'strengths'.“
“These designs will never work. Look, let's show them-- oh. Oh, apparently they do. Huh.“