Incan Adventure Transcript
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Oh he who remakes the world!
I gotta feeling about these deer, see ya warrior!
Hello Cuzco
Tradition is BEST for small empires - talk about border expansion
Liberty is best for small empires (TINY MAP) which desire rapid expansion
I have a neighbour! It’s Enrico in disguise, and I found some delicious high-fructose corn syrup substitute to the northwest!
Finally, sailing! You’d think we could traverse those lakes.
Time for REPUBLIC. It is time to be productive.
We must learn to construct, for terrace farms are our Jesus Bird
Build a reserve warrior, don’t let it spawn!
Free settler bitch! It’s good to have land!
We have slinger technology!
Tiwanaku? Why notiwanuku? Mountains mean protection.
Monumental decisions.
Academia, here we come!
Citizenship! This worker will be paid a competitive wage!
Terrace farms! Terrace farms! Terrace farms. Caravans caravans caravans, but Cuzco is too isolated for trade at the moment. Call back later. We can build a national college, for the library of Tiwanaku is complete.
We will now consider trapping the wildlife now that previous units found enough historical artifacts to advance their weaponry. What?
Oligarchy! We should consider some protection, and save some cash per turn.
Composite bowman are just as important as our terrace farms. If there was a composite bowman terrace farm hybrid, I would spam them.
ALERT
Now WALLS to hide behind.
WE NEED MORE LAND
Caravanasaranaversary, my neighbour will finally be within reach!
Balls to the walls while they’re still fresh! Build colosseum to keep the masses focused on anything but me.
I shall begin the national epic knowing full-well I am soon to settle new land!
Civil service - necessary after installing the walls, and we are SO CLOSE to being educated
Representation will be good, especially since I’m about to claim some territory.
Tiwanaku is religious - I never asked for that - corrupt them with a marketplace!
My spearman watches the townsite manifest. Machu it is. I may have purchased a tile to get a head-start on acquiring the oliphont.
Protect them with your mighty spear!
TEXTBOOKS OUT, Chapter 11: Guilds
Meritocracy - I really don’t even know what it does other than COMPLETES THE LIBERTY TREE
One great engineer please.
Thomas Edison! I know him, I know him. Build us a chicken izza!
Now time for some Machu Pikachu
Iron Working means we can work iron. Walls Defence No maintenance save for graffiti removal
Might as well have a caravan for our very caring caravanasariarianyway
I need amphitheatres, now.
Wagon train!
Time for a happy watermill, so tranquil in times of peace!
Wait a second, a university might make more sense (I thought we were educated!)
Well this looks suspicious, better buy some backup.
Ah
Pew pew pew, and religion is stuck right in the middle of it! A nice buffer actually.
Pew pew pew… I need better range!
My spearman is out of moves! I didn’t know he danced.
Pew pew pew
Pew pew pew
Backup! Finally.
Aristocracy, because I want more wonders in the midst of all this violence.
Must get to astronomy.
WORLD CONGRESS - WORLD FAIR
I want to be industrial.
Great merchant are just that. Great.
Angkor Wattt
It is a chivalrous time, and I have 711 points! Time for a slurp.
Certain subgroups are competing for my stupidity, I’m just sitting here settling Ollantaytambo
Hanging Gardens to appease the greens, we’ll build the workshop underneath it.
Rationalism will give us science, and science gives us Neil Degrasse Tyson
Leaning tower of Thin Crus Piza - ironic because Cuzcoans have demanded marble for years
If you don’t vote you can’t complain!
My own agenda shines through
Trade is good. Let’s buy some. Takes money to make money! Let the peasants build a library though.
A crossbowman might be a good purchase due to our surplus of funds and constant attacks.
Oh look, a crossbowman just… filled out the forms to be a crossbowman or whatever happens in town.
Landed elite will basically just help me finish the tradition tree and get the aqueduct network flowing.
Oh ya maybe I should start building some World’s Fair - I came up with the idea
World’s Fair! World’s Fair!
Ooooh but I should probably build a chapel
I don’t trust the reds
My vote did not make a difference…
So I’ll try again!
But I got the World’s Fair!
Monarchy will give us aqueducts for all, and help alleviate our depression
Tradition complete!
Wonderful choices
It is calm near Tiwanaku but there is a heightened military presence to the north
Ya this ain’t right
Stables for Mable, Able, and Cable, our horses
Secularism, this isn’t looking good for religion as a whole
We can worship the porcelain! And that pushed us over 1000 points, it’s almost 2am and time for bed!
Fear not for there were no victory conditions turned on, or barbarians, or surveillance, or city states… because I like to be difficult.
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